Report Card

A report card is a piece of paper that decides how much your family loves you and how young you die. It also decides when you go out to dinner next, in most cases.

Child: My report card came today!
Parent: Let me see!
Parent: *sees F*
Parent: You're disowned

by a sad child who got an F December 28, 2020

Gift card

An attempt to buy somebody into a line, kind of like a stimulus check.

Someone wanted more people to get in a line, this time a vaccine line, so they started offering everybody a gift card and a donut out of desperation.

by Solid Mantis May 11, 2021

Bush Card

Saying that if you have it, or if you do it, it is perfectly okay. But when someone else does said thing that you have done, it is a sin.

1.) Oh my god, I'm going to pull a Bush Card and say that just because you did it after me, makes it stupid as shit.

by NuggetOfSins August 28, 2017

vanity carded

When a bartender/server cards you even though it is obvious you are well over 21. Asking someone older for ID is a damn good way to get a better tip.

I think that bartender just vanity carded me, or does my moisturizer work that well? Either way, I'm leaving a good tip!

by SuperTerri November 7, 2010

VD card

Virginity Dropped Card. Once you exchange your V card for sex you are left with a VD card and the V card of your partner (if he/she was a virgin)

Dude I cashed in my V card to this slut, but I didnt get any V card in return from her , instead I was left with a VD card!!

by yo mom eh gai February 19, 2018

Ace of Cards

the best person out of a group

1: you see Jerry over there?, he's the ace of cards of our group
2; agreed

by Uno Ace Cards May 19, 2021

card house

A house where people go to gamble their money in card games such as poker or Tonk which the house gets a percentage out of each winning hand.

My uncle Flip runs a card house from his home to supplement his social security income.

My grandma would invite local construction workers to her card house on their pay day.

by Mackendeez October 24, 2017