Blue Tomato

blue tomato (n):

1. A pointless phrase consisting of an adjective and a verb, synthesized with the intention of making satire of the other words on Urban Dictionary
2. A meaningless phrase dedicated for null use and general stupidity

David asked Jerry to give him a blue tomato. Jerry was confused.

by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016

Blue clit

A sharp pulsing pain in in the C from being tentilated.

When the ho-ha is hungry but doesn't get the D. She get blue clit.

by Todi5 February 21, 2018

Blue Judy

The act of masturbating with your tears while watching Judge Judy.

I was so sad about my deluxe cable package being canceled, so I gave myself a blue judy.

by Judge Judy brown May 14, 2015

Blue-bubbling

Verb. To engage in a completely one-sided text conversation on an iPhone with someone who is unwilling or unable to respond. The blue bubbles show only your side of the conversation.

Shawn was blue-bubbling with Colleen for weeks before he finally decided to just call her and see what's up.

by BoquillasKid September 19, 2016

Blue Tool

The knob that is yapping loudly on his blue tooth while his eyes dart around hoping to find someone listening in to overhear him “move and shake” because all the difference makers are in a Wal-Mart midmorning in their khakis yapping on their cell phones.

Guy #1: Check out this douche yapping on his cell phone.

Guy #2: That’s no douche, that’s a blue tool.

by Nickola15 July 13, 2010

blue buick

What it sounds like people are saying when they hurl up whatever god awful thing they have been drinking all night.

Hold on a minute guysh, I don't feel so .... BLUE BUICK!!!!!.... oh God... BLUE BUICK!!!!!!!

by blue buick April 19, 2018

Blue lunch

When a Smurf vomits

Papa smurf ate some bad sushi then had a blue lunch

by goose attack May 6, 2017