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Set in stone

(pertaining to holidays) A promise that absolutely will not be broken, unless it was only made verbally by management, in which case it turns out the fuckers are guaranteed to change it.
You know those holiday dates? You can take them as set in stone.

... about those holidays you booked... you're going to have to come in those days, I don't give a shit what you think.
by ochrann January 10, 2020
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Joshua Stone

A very sexy man with lots of friends that want to fuck him. Joshua Stone is an experienced MILF hunter and is widely considered a sex lord. He has a massive black cock that he flexes to all his friends.
“Man Joshua Stone has a massive cock
I know right, I wanna fuck him so bad”
by Denbinator December 4, 2022
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Time stone

The time stone allows you to change time, create a time loop (like in doctor Strange) and manifest time itself. Thanos wears it on his thumb knuckle (infinity war/endgame) but originally wore it on the middle of his hand
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Hag-stone

An incredibly hard stool, which is almost impossible to pass. So called either because it could only have been caused by witchcraft, or because it is so painful to expel that the sufferer’s face is contorted into a permanent grimace.
I barely slept - I was up all night with aching guts, trying to push out a massive hag-stone. I'll have to go to my GP if the suppositories don't shift it.
by DOGMAD June 28, 2018
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Stoned God

A god to surpass all gods. every child should be taught to worship the stoned god as everyone who follows the stoned god is blessed with the dankest of kush.
by LP97 May 29, 2018
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Boned to the Stone

When you’re so stoned that you start subconsciously switching the beginning sounds in words
E-cig ripped the bong so hard that he got boned to the stone
by Asian Tom Cruise May 8, 2019
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Shea Stone

Shea is a soft e girl who probably secretly watches anime constantly. She is actually suuuuuuper funny but has so many Xbox friends 🙄 jk jk she’s pretty nice. Also she’s obsessed w the tibzanata
Oh ya Shea stone I know her she was in my Xbox party last night
by “THAT” person October 25, 2019
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