Band kid

Gay

Look, there’s a band kid!

by bandmids April 22, 2023

band of idiots

A group of people trying to work together as a team but failing miserably because they are each so obsessed with their own goals that their failure is worse than if they were alone. Like an orchestra of people with no conductor, no sheet music and none of them know how to play their instruments but they are intent on playing as hard as they can. Opposite of synergy. The sum of the parts is less than one of the parts.

I had no idea just how obsessed they were and the extreme obsession with what they were trying to do but how badly they failed. It was a band of idiots.

by cryog September 11, 2016

Band Practice

A place where you go to get high as fuck, drunk and sometimes make music too

Hey man I went to Seventh Eves band practice and all we did was get high and wasted.

Hey man that band Seventh Eve got that dope ass bud and booze, their band practice was so good that they used their last two brain cells to run a whole ass set non stop on god.

by Seventh Eve. April 5, 2022

band mama

Lone female singing/playing in a band of males responsible for writing lyrics, making tea and generally running the band as well as solving other band members personal problems.

Patience had successfully cured the drummer from his morbid obsession with his ex and found a bus pass for the lead guitar as well as set a gig for the group. But she had yet to remember how many sugars everyone took in their tea and was beginning to wonder if she'd ever make it as a real Band Mama!

by Nina O'Grongle August 2, 2008

Band Kid

A stereotype used to refer to people who partake in band activities . They tend to use out of date words memes and tend to think they are funny when they are not. They tend to spend a lot of time on Reddit and don’t have many friends outside of their band circle. Also they tend to like the game undertale and like to hum the song of it and make sure everyone else suffers from it.

Band kids are so annoying

by Dolphin0510 June 17, 2022

Band Bond

A relationship in which one makes love to a band instrument.

Jesus Christ, Richard, are you a in a band bond with that saxophone?

Yeah, what’s wrong with that? After all, the only useful class in school is band, everything else is useless in life. Band class for life...

by wakkjobb the holy August 21, 2018

Band Trip

When a school band goes on an overnight trip to some music thing (preferably in Canada where the drinking age is 18). The goal of this trip is to find out what it feels like to be more krunk than you can ever possibly get.

Dude 1: "Dude, I can't wait for the band trip."
Dude 2: "Dude, the band trip is already over, don't you remember anything at all?"

by what just happened? January 11, 2010