Only one beer

Lie you usually tell your wife when going for a cold one with your friends.
Guy: I'm going to bar with my friends.
Wife: so you're gonna get wasted like last time?
Guy: nah I'm gonna have only one beer
by InternetMeme May 20, 2022
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Only Giac

An expression of frustration typically said when co-workers leave unfinished work for the next shift. Giac is referenced as an ideal co-worker who never leaves work for his colleagues or the next shift.
Carlos: Did you see the patients in rooms 8 & 9?

Albert: What patients?… oh I stopped checking the board a while ago they must have just walked in.

Carlos: *mutters under his breath* only Giac!!!
by CFLatinMD September 27, 2021
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I'm only joking

having a joke.
I'm only joking about going to heaven.
by Debskelly1985 March 07, 2023
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She only 18

A red hot chilli peppers song that I've literally listened to over 1000 times. But, nope. 18 ships. I'm NOT going to let the pieces of shit who are telling me that it is ok for a LEGALLY INCOMPETENT RETARD to fuck his staff and that it's none of my business tell ME that I can't fuck a NOT LEGALLY INCOMPETENT, WILLING, 18 year old girl AND that it is THEIR DUTY to harass me into anger to justify them trying to stop me from fucking her. If you think you can tell people whether or not they should be fucking me you should go talk to someone I was quite fond of and see how it worked out for him.
Jiren "That's why your power level is pathetic..."

Frieza "And that's why your family is DEAD! What was THEIR power level? What's their power level in the ground?"

*she only 18 plays in the background of TikTok video*
by Hym Iam February 14, 2023
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when someone wants to tell you something,, but doesn't really wanna talk too much about it

derived from the lemon demon song "sundial"
jeff or something: hey man you probably shouldn't ask for pictures of people's fecies
im only passing through or maybe just right out
bob: hujh?? why not???
jeff *explains why you shouldn't ask for pictures of people's fecies*
by some furry don't mind me October 17, 2022
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only a spoonful

Used to ironically indicate a huge amount of something, that someone wants to pretend is a small amount.

Based on the joke in King Bach's vine wherein a man asks his friend how much ice cream he can have to which he replies 'only a spoonful' before unveiling a comically large spoon.
A: Dude how much homework did you get?
B: Only a spoonful!
by (void*) September 11, 2023
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