by Blackgrouper September 8, 2016
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by derkwithdank June 25, 2017
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When your dick gets hard while you're at the beach.
When a man gets an erection while at the beach. Typically while wearing swim trunks.
When a man gets an erection while at the beach. Typically while wearing swim trunks.
"Hey man come look at the crab I found."
"Can't dude, I got shore hardness."
"oh, yeah I saw that milf walk by too."
"How do you keep from getting shore hardness when you go to those nude beaches?"
"Easy, I just jack off before."
"Can't dude, I got shore hardness."
"oh, yeah I saw that milf walk by too."
"How do you keep from getting shore hardness when you go to those nude beaches?"
"Easy, I just jack off before."
by fufuckifiknoe June 25, 2017
Get the shore hardness mug.by Darckcloud April 18, 2018
Get the Fart hardened turd mug.To intentionally be worse than your best effort for a future benefit. Similar to "suck harder" but can be used in a more Christian manner. Can be used interchangeably with tank.
by An Intelligent User December 22, 2017
Get the stink harder mug.A guy who knows how to treat a girl name kaylin right who is a perfect guy who makes a girl happy all the time he is a pefect boy he is an nice guy to kaylin thats why Kaylin loves him as a friend.
by Mioni coe May 2, 2018
Get the michael harden mug.The act of sneaking into a local farm yard and inserting your penis into one of the animals. Preferably a pig or horse. Once you are about to ejactualte one must shout “farm harder”
What did you get up to last night mate?
Snuck into the local farmers field for a game of farm harder. What a great looking horse.
Snuck into the local farmers field for a game of farm harder. What a great looking horse.
by Lordofbants June 16, 2018
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