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96 handie

When you get a hand job in the back seat of a 96 Jeep Cherokee.
Dude you should of been there to see my 96 handie last night. Freaking awesome!
by Blackgrouper September 8, 2016
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Garritt Hardenburgh

Garritt Hardenburgh is so hot , he will do anything to get a girl , he gets a girl every year , he has a lot of friends and they want to be just like him , he is perfect in every way.
oh my gosh I want to be (Garritt Hardenburgh) so bad. he always has a girl and i don't.
by derkwithdank June 25, 2017
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shore hardness

When your dick gets hard while you're at the beach.

When a man gets an erection while at the beach. Typically while wearing swim trunks.
"Hey man come look at the crab I found."

"Can't dude, I got shore hardness."

"oh, yeah I saw that milf walk by too."

"How do you keep from getting shore hardness when you go to those nude beaches?"

"Easy, I just jack off before."
by fufuckifiknoe June 25, 2017
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Fart hardened turd

When you have gas all night and go to shit and it comes out like Captain Caveman's club.
Man that fart hardened turd hurt coming out.
by Darckcloud April 18, 2018
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stink harder

To intentionally be worse than your best effort for a future benefit. Similar to "suck harder" but can be used in a more Christian manner. Can be used interchangeably with tank.
If the Bulls want the #1 overall seed they need to stop winning and stink harder.
by An Intelligent User December 22, 2017
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michael harden

A guy who knows how to treat a girl name kaylin right who is a perfect guy who makes a girl happy all the time he is a pefect boy he is an nice guy to kaylin thats why Kaylin loves him as a friend.
by Mioni coe May 2, 2018
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farm harder

The act of sneaking into a local farm yard and inserting your penis into one of the animals. Preferably a pig or horse. Once you are about to ejactualte one must shout “farm harder”
What did you get up to last night mate?

Snuck into the local farmers field for a game of farm harder. What a great looking horse.
by Lordofbants June 16, 2018
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