goose

The act of forcing your index finder up the clothed anus of a friend or stranger, so that they cry out like a startled goose, the word "goose" must be said before the action takes place

i shouted goose in the pub, no one covered up, so guy in front of me got a bit of a surprise when my finger penetrated his anus through his pants, so shocked infact he had no words to protest against the action, so he just squawked like a dishevelled goose.

by jkbomb91 March 30, 2015

Gooseing

The action of attempting breach on an unsuspecting anus with the use of digit(s).

Haughey made fast for the crest of the stairwell through fear of one of the boys gooseing his exposed arsehole.

by ricky diamond February 2, 2017

GOOSE

honk

u honk
goose

by Quacked_Up May 7, 2020

Goose

When your partner or good friend names and shames you in the public arena as a joke

My mrs put me on the goose bad last night

by Ashibads August 19, 2019

Goose

Geese are strange, mysterious animals with white fluffy feathers and orange beaks. The make wierd and annoying sounds that make people run away. Geese are also the best animals in the world and come under the definition of “slayer”. Geese always slay and their sexy honk make them slay even more.

Wow that goose is a slayer

by S L A Y E R November 21, 2019

Goose

Australian slang for a clown, a fuckwit.

The bloke who owned this guitar before was a real goose. He fucked the tremolo up by tuning the guitar by turning the screws on the claw.

by drploppy August 6, 2020

goosed it

Flapped it, chicken out, goosed it.

He was going to moon the bitch next door but he goosed it

by lolwoman July 4, 2007