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finger blaster

A person who uses his/her fingers to bring sexual joy to someone else by inserting one or more fingers in the other person, bring them to a orgasmic state.
Joe, Mark and Pat are all known finger blasters whom all the women love and lust for.
by JoeLove101 February 25, 2008
mugGet the finger blastermug.

Sausage Finger

When one’s fingers are so fat (or large) they routinely hit the wrong buttons on small devices like cell phones or mp3 players. This was made famous in a Simpson’s episode when Homer became so obese; the phone prompted him to order a special “Dialing Wand” in order to make calls.
“I hate these new cell phones; the buttons are so compact I keep sausage fingering

Occasionally I’ll get a call from people who have sausage fingered when trying to call up the local pizza place.”
by Dingle123 October 1, 2008
mugGet the Sausage Fingermug.

salty finger

When fish and chips are ordered in a chinese take away and they ask you if you would like salt and vinegar.
Chinese assistant :Salty finger sir?
Customer :What?
Chinese assistant :Sal-ty fi nger...
Customer :You mean salt and vinegar?
Chinese assistant :Yas sir, salty finger.
by Grant_man February 16, 2009
mugGet the salty fingermug.

lust finger

a german sex toy, that is worn on the finger(s) covered with bumpy, latex nodes for optimal pleasure,that can be purchased at any restroom/trainstop in Germany for a modest fee, payable in Euros.
- "I totally gave your girl some latex lust finger... and now she's totally into me!"
- "Haben eine lust finger fur meine mushe."
by Patrick Reis December 11, 2005
mugGet the lust fingermug.

finger guns

A safe word for bisexuals for getting recognized in a crowd.

Also frequently used in film theories.
ANY PERSON: *finger guns*
BI PEOPLE: "OMG is he one of us!?!?"
by antifuse December 28, 2018
mugGet the finger gunsmug.

finger bashing

The art of finger pumping a female violently barracuda style
Ouch I'm so sore jon gave me a finger bashing last night
by Angry Jon January 22, 2012
mugGet the finger bashingmug.

Food finger

When you try to touch someone with oily or greasy hands after eating.
Hey don't try to food finger me, this is a new shirt
by Leonthelion October 25, 2010
mugGet the Food fingermug.

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