Don't feed me straight lines

Usually in a comedy situation with two people, one is the "straight man". He sets up the funny guy with a "straight line" -- a statement which allows the funny guy to make a joke. Therefore a straight line is really a "set up" for a joke.

Don't feed me straight lines, young man!

by Da writer February 22, 2011

faced up

Someone who his hooked on those games you play on facebook; When you throw up from being on facebook for too long.

-" Garret's been playing those stupid facebook games for hours!"
-" dude, hes faced up"

-"Mom, better check on bobby, he was on facebook for too long."
- "Oh crap, he didn't face up did he?"

by Dog eats God January 28, 2011

Fecebook

A social networking site that is filled with crappy people and all of their bullshit.

Is there anyone in the world who isn't on Fecebook?

by nerdsanctuary February 4, 2010

Feeder

Someone who enjoys watching their partner or people in general eating so much their stomachs bulge out.
Usually best to pair these people up with a Feedee

Man, look at that girl eat, hopefully her boyfriend is a feeder

by Shadow Oak September 17, 2005

faced

To be owned, insulted, served.

AS SHOWN IN THE MOVIE 'CABIN FEVER':
"Yeah, he's a professor. OF BEING A DOG! Ooh, faced! ...scratch-moded."

by maryjane straight thuggin' July 10, 2005

flat-faced bitch

A stupid-ass bitch (generally an asian) who has a flat face and is really smug looking.

A kid from Benedictine high school insulting his teacher:
"You a flat-faced bitch and I'm gonna stick you."

by Big Snigger August 5, 2006

feeder band

Used mostly in the southeastern states
n. Refers to any of the few spurts of ejaculation on a woman's back, perferably the farthest one away from the source.
-called "feeder bands" because of its resemblance to large bands of rain associated with a hurricane.

I was doggystylin' Katrina last night and I left multiple feeder bands on her back...sweet!!

by No. 1 Stunna October 13, 2005