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test fart

When you are in a social / public situation and have the urge to pass a considerable amount of gas. If it has been a long time since your last fart, you are unsure of:

1) The sound level (volume) of the fart
2) The smell level (stench) of the fart

... so you let out a small amount of the fart in a discreet fashion- thus you have let a test fart.
Frank was in church the other day and had to fart really bad. He said he intended to let a test fart but instead of a squibbler, it turned out to be a blastus and he wound up shitting his pants in the middle of the sermon. Damn, what an idiot!
by Frank Klaune April 14, 2005
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poo fart

A fart that does not sound normal because it is blocked by poo. As a result this fart will also smell much worse because it has to travel past the poo to escape, picking up the stench on the way out.
eeewww!!! Gross go to the bathroom you know that was a poo fart.
by ms. pookie November 13, 2007
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egg fart

A rank smelly fart that makes it smell like a few month old eggs have fallen out of your arse.
I was in an elevator that other day, and I dropped an egg fart, so I tried to look dicusted towards one of the other people in there so it looked that it was them rather than me. Then I hopped off at the next floor.
by puffinfresh October 23, 2003
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Injectile Fart

When someone farts into a cushioned seat without lifting a cheek thereby injecting the air directly into the cushion which then causes the cushion to retain the fart odor long after the offending Farter has risen.

It is inconsiderate, and disgusting, and strictly prohibited by those who know what it is.
My brother injectile farted into my sofa, causing it to smell of a fart for days.
by AHGRP August 2, 2010
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fart girl

When a woman is very flagellant and she passes gas knowing that the other person smells it but still does it anyway
When her ass is really loose due to hardcore anal. tonight you must eat a lot of broccoli out of my girlfriends ass. Wow that taste really yummy fart girl
by Fishing for gold February 9, 2018
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Lady Fart

Another word for 'queef' (when air is released from the vagina, making a farting noise), which is classier and could be used in everyday conversation.
-"Oh! What was that noise?"
-"I'm sorry, I had to lady fart"

-"I heard that she could lady fart on command!"
by McalaMuffin December 25, 2010
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Taking a Fart

When you go to take a poop and only a fart comes out.
Scott: Billy did you shit your pants in there or what?
Billy: No, I was only taking a fart.
by Jorge Dentino November 3, 2010
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