Fanny Buffer

Someone proclaiming to be straight, but shows multiple signs of being homosexual. Signs include, but are not limited to: Touching of the genitalia, dry humping, proclaiming that other guys are hott (then immediately saying they're not gay), and unusual physical and emotional attachment to the fanny buffer's straight male friends, rather than a spouse or lover. Derived from the words Fanny, regarding the anus loving nature of the Fanny Buffer, and Buffer, regarding the futile attempt to show one is not homosexual, although "all signs point to yes".

Tim: Dude, why does Sage keep touching you inappropriately in the scrotum? I thought he said he was straight?
James: He's a Fanny Buffer. I don't care if he's gay but he'd better come out of the closet soon...He's not fooling anyone.

by Acer Adquireo June 8, 2009

Funny Fanny

When a girl is being fingered and she laughs because it tickles

babe am I fingering you to hard again is that your laughing

Babe your a funny fanny

by Dorine May 29, 2018

Fanny splif

Adding fanny juice to your cannabis before smoking to add flavour

Yo wats up

Nothing much
Do you want to wanna smoke a fanny splif

Yes bro

by @yo.esketit January 5, 2017

fanny rimmer

Fanny = vagina
Rimmer = when circleing your tounge over anothers body parts
When you circle your tounge over a womans vagina there. Can be other sorts of rimmers eg anus rimmer, titty rimmer etc

"Hey geuse what i dont with lucy last night"
"eww shay your just a fanny rimmer"

by unimermaid June 22, 2014

fanny buzz

makes you feel all tingly *whispers* down there

did you see james mcavoy with his top off in wanted?
yeah, it gave me a proper fanny buzz that did!

by jooli2 January 5, 2011

fanny dicking

Fanny dicking is where a man first gets his dick wet in a cup of cold tea and decides to slowly insert into into the vagina. Once inserted, the girl would then move up and down until he ejaculates. Once ejaculated the man removes his semi erect penis and the girl then licks the cold coffee of of the man's penis and then says, "woah that caffene hit me hard"

Me and my boyfriend decided to try fanny dicking and loved the taste of cold coffee

by JoeM1999 February 26, 2017

fanny glue

Sticky residue left after a good nights shagging, when tail paste is left to harden it causes the fanny lips to be temporarily stuck together like an old mans lips after a stroke.

" A woz up all neet like filin er flaps wi me fanny glue."

by pruneface69 January 12, 2010