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facebook fade

The transition for someone from being your real, in-person friend to just another voiceless, distant entry on your facebook feed. Can be caused by graduation, moving away, a new job, etc.
"I am really enjoying sleeping with you, and not looking forward to our inevitable facebook fade."
by Moggraider January 25, 2014
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Investigative Facebooking

A: "Are you creeping on that chick from the part last night on Facebook?"

B: "Nah dude, I'm just doing some investigative Facebooking."
by Ssstttuarrrrt January 16, 2011
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conspicuous facebooking

When someone does something on Facebook just to make a point, or have everyone else see it. Can be done by a status, or joining of a group. Usually not a direct comment or wall post.
Facebook news feed: Brain just became a fan of "Harvard Business School Class of 2014"

Carlos: Man, Brain is such an asshole, he just wants everyone to see that and rub it in their face. He's just conspicuous facebooking like always.

Status: Meg just got a 2400 on her SAT!

Julie: Meg is such a jerk, everyone knows she's a fucking genius, why does she have to gloat all the time?
by WCvolv April 3, 2010
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Selfish Facebooker

Facebook Friends who NEVER comment on any one elses posts or comments, but only post their own opinions quotes, or videos for others to comment on
Dude have you ever gotten a comment or response on any of your posts from Corky or Cassandra ?? They are ONLY interested in posting & receiving feedback on their own opinions ... Such "Selfish Facebookers" !
by magic worder August 25, 2011
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Facebook Multitasking

The ability of some to change their facebook status, comment on someone else's status, like/dislike someone's status, add a photo, add to someone's wall, etc. on more than one electronic device at a time.
Dad: Where's your mom?

Tristan: She's on the computer, again. Changing her status or something.

Dad: I thought she was on her cell phone?

Tristan: She is...the computer, the cellular, her tablet. She's facebook multitasking.
by skyzza November 27, 2011
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facebook hangover

The act of waking up one morning and looking back at what you commented/liked on facebook the night before and saying What the Fuck?
Guy #1: "At what point last night was I talking to a girl that looks like the turtle from finding nemo on facebook?"

Guy #2: " Idk you must have had a facebook hangover."
by Mike CockCherry June 20, 2011
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Facebook card

When you have a mass amount of people writing Happy Birthday messages on your Facebook wall.
"Hey, did you get Jessica anything for her birthday?"
"Oh shit! It's her birthday?! I'll just sign her Facebook card, along with everyone else."

"My birthday was crappy, but at least I had my Facebook card."
by yuudachi January 5, 2010
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