Ethan

A person who acts black when they r white and looks dumb whilst doing it

That guy is a total ethan

by 7783339191517 January 17, 2017

Ethan Crowe

Sexy, young, attractive, hottie, amazing, sweet, nice, funny, and everything a girl looks for.

Ethan Crowe is a Sexy mother.

by susan b anthouny January 20, 2009

ethan mitchell

A heroic former(?) dope fiend with blondish hair of various lengths who lunges about in the north kentville area of kajackastan sometimes a carrying a large knife. This has sometimes caused him to be also named the king of norway, and a thrower of cabbage. (usually well aimed). Spends his days searching for sea manatees and wilderbeasts to slaughter opps i mean laughter. Has a distain for hygiene and proudly states that he has never once washed his hair. However he magically smells great regardless.

anthony:look at that sexy ethan mitchell with the enormous blood stained knife!

margo:he smells so good!

anthony:those sea manatees and wilderbeasts better watch out!

margo:can we patent that smell?

by psychomary June 14, 2011

ethan mendoza's penis

So small Need a microscope to see it

person 1:he has ethan mendoza's penis

by inyourmom69always May 4, 2017

Ethan

A true Dingus

Wow, that Ethan sure is a Dingus.

by lovesbunny199816 May 14, 2017

ethan

he is a nice person..... he is also a pervert

guy1:look at that pedo distgusting

guy2: That's not a pedo it's Ethan

by mc muffin 11 November 4, 2018

Ethan Ritz

A super fly dude, who looks like a seal and is best freinds with a black haired jew.

hey did you see that jew and that seal
yeah that was Ethan Ritz and david

by LionofZion June 4, 2009