No Deal Bar Crawl

(n.) a failure in friend group politics; when two parties fail to come to an agreement about how a night on the town should play out.

Like in a No Deal Brexit scenario, parties involved in the bar crawl face a severance in relations for the evening, splitting into respective factions. Each must rely on texting outside friends to survive.

Luke wants downtown but Anna says uptown.
Looks like we're headed for a No Deal Bar Crawl.

by nolandc September 12, 2019

Cyber Monday Deal

A financially lucrative deal on online retail items coming the Monday after Thanksgiving.

I found this cyber monday deal for you, I thought you might need some after you mentioned the handyman's special repairs you were making on your bed.

by amateurmaester December 1, 2025

Sealed the deal

When some whore wants something, so she sucks you to completion to get it

Leanna was trying really hard to make this sale go through, but she sealed the deal when I nutted in her mouth and again on her face

by chorizogordo October 20, 2023

doubke deal

When you're so excited to double down on a deal that your auto correct can't keep up with you.

Man 1: I think we can do this without the wives...
Woman 1: Deal. Debbie, want to drink wine and watch La La Land?
Woman 2: Doubke deal!!!

by DatKiwi May 31, 2018

Shovel deal

When one offers to bury someone, or something that has wronged you someone. A literal, non literal, or symbolic meaning.

She offered her friend a shovel deal, when she found out her ex exposed her intimate pictures online.Non literal
The killer gave his victim a shovel deal they couldn't refuse. Literal

by Rexlione September 7, 2023

Space deal

(space-deel) – agreement or business transaction made in space

You cannot sell your house on Earth in a space deal because it is not legally binding.

by Jon Sample August 8, 2016

sugar dealings

sugar dealings is sugar dealings

<@837805906451628032> sugar dealings!

by otwtt December 2, 2023