Dangerous-dave

a persons who acts as if he is the smartest person in the world and treats other people like shit. also who invites themself to your house when you dont even like them.

Dave is acting like a dangerous dave with his big mole.

by Bob March 15, 2005

step-dave

Can be used as all parts of speech, except for a conjunction, proper noun, and preposition: a step-dave is an angry, critical, over-bearing, overzealous step-parent, that has a skewed view of the world. Step-Dave can be used as an insult, or just to replace words in a sentence.

(Someone just spilled coffee all over your sofa) "Wow, your such a Step-Dave!" Or, "STEP-DAVE! I spilled coffee all over your sofa." "Stop Step-Daving all over my sofa, you Step-Dave!"

by Ham Sandwich July 1, 2005

Dave

A guy (usually a father figure) who makes awful dad jokes.

That was a really bad joke, he must a Dave.

by Tiny Terry :) September 10, 2019

Evil Dave

To masturbate with a strap-on while thinking about your mother.

As i went down stairs i noticed Danny was Giving himself an evil dave! Oh-No!!!

by Z A K K November 18, 2009

Dave

Smart and sexy

I want a Dave man

by wondercool June 15, 2019

dave

stop searching your name and do something with your life you uncultured swine

fuk off dave

by hjafullllllllllbj November 6, 2020

Dave

If you know a person name Dave well you are one of the luckiest person. They are lovely and kind to those who love them while extremely bad to those who hate them. They have beautiful eyebrows, beautiful eyes, smiles and a sex appeal. They are also a lucky person who holds great fortune which they share to the world. They are sometimes martyr to the person they love because of too much love. They are always center of attraction, people easily get fall in love to them, and always bring their self. However sometimes they are emotional so be careful to hurt Dave.

Why Dave is a beautiful man.

by Love Dave 💕💋🌹 June 7, 2021