CLM: Career Limiting Move

Career Limiting Move - Saying something at work to a superior that will likely result in the termination of your employment

Shannon told her boss' boss that she was bad at math, in a public forum - This is a CLM: Career Limiting Move

by alexlee1992 July 21, 2016

Sphere of Careditude

Used in the context of either giving a shit about something or not. The combination, to be used, has to pass two requirements: 1) That something is within you circle of knowledge and influence and 2) You either give a shit or you don't give a shit about it (usually the latter).

Careditude is not a combination of the words care and attitude, it is a made up word that has roots with the word care. It is basically a nicer way to tell someone you can really give a rats ass about what they are talking about without really sounding like a dick.

John - "Man I am going broke and it's because I spend all my money on porn."

Peter - "Not my problem."

John - "But you don't understand, I can't stop buying it."

Peter - "Not within my Sphere of Careditude, fag."

by Deebo568 November 24, 2009

I don't care. I bag groceries

A response to urges to do better academically, though it is not limited to school. It is commonly used to show indifference to a suggestion.

I don't care. I bag groceries.

by dacousin January 5, 2011

Mask Care

When you religiously or selflessly carry out wearing a mask at home lest you might infect your bunny, cat, dog, goldfish, or hamster—you don’t mind some inconvenience or sacrifice because of your love for your pet.

If you truly value your pet as a member of the extended family, will you go the extra second mile in practicing mask care to protect them against Covid-19?

by MathPlus April 7, 2021

Carebear

A person who plays a well known Player vs. Player game (PvP), but is terrified of actual PvP. Also known as a sissyor a bed-wetter. Plays on easier servers where they can toss flowers and poems at each other, and still insist that they are equal in playing ability.

Tom saw an equal level horde. He then peed on himself and ran away. Tom is a carebear.

by Axhilde May 13, 2005

foster care

A tax supported program whereby complete losers who aren't smart/competent enough to use birth control can have full-time babysitting services provided for up to 3 years before deciding to be a somewhat responsible parent.
This program also provides many benefits to the "loser", AKA bio-parent, including visits with the children at the loser's convenience (they don't have to show up if they have something more important to do, like sleep), free phones, subsidized rent, groceries, free health care, etc.
The foster parents, meanwhile, are attempting to teach the wild animals, er, offspring of these loser bio-parents to be civilized human beings.
At the end of the 3 years, the bio-parent, if they decide that it's not too much trouble, can make a sudden effort to appear responsible, in which case they get their offspring back on a permanent basis, and the loser pattern is extended another generation.

Well, we've had these kids for almost three years, and now they're going back to "Mom", so they can live in the house and ride in the car, and go to the doctor, all paid by our taxes.
At least "Mom" stopped smoking crack a couple of months ago. Maybe she won't leave the 5-year-old at home alone when she goes out to get more drugs. Or maybe they'll end up in foster care again.

by tenzip June 14, 2008

carecake

Carecake, noun, a group of people that consists of carepies. Can be a threat to a community

Carecake named Female for Life are against abortion

by d0main May 30, 2005