Cube People

Individuals who work in a corporate office where their primary workstation is a cubicle. They are tasked with making decisions that impact an entire corporation or organization. The decisions they make are often, if not always, terrible decisions that a significantly larger group of people who do the physical work in the field have to suffer through. For a group to be considered “Cube People” they must…

1. Be in charge of making decisions that others not working in a comfortable office must complete or comply with.

2. Have very little or no practical knowledge for what they are making decisions on.

Supervisor: Team, as you all know we had an incident last week where Larry tripped on his own shoelaces. Going forward an alarm will ring on the intercom every 15 minutes. When you hear the alarm, please stop what you are doing and check your shoelaces.

Employee: Who come up with this genius idea?

Supervisor: I got an email from corporate this morning mandating it.

Employee: Fucking Cube People!

by Mr_Mcmister December 25, 2023

piss cubes

yep! They’re ice cubes of piss. add a salty surprise to a drink of your choosing!

yo jonny get me some piss cubes you little bitch

by the nigmaster general October 3, 2020

Cube Placer

What you call a minecraft youtuber who has under 30k subscribers. you can also call someone a cube placer when they play minecraft in class

me: *sees someone playing minecraft in class*
me: haha you fucking cube placer
cube placer: NO! i am not a cube placer i just play minecraft
me: ok fucking wierdo

by krovav June 5, 2021

smoothie cubes

Awesome/Cool/Sweet!!

They are sweet frozen treats you eat and is utilized in such context like; thats cool/sweet.... everything is smoothie cubes!! or someone tells you some good news... i just got into blah blah uni!! and your like SMOOTHIE CUBES!!

by sohotrightnow March 30, 2011

Sex Cube

A big, sexy black man who has all white friends and is submissive in a non-sexual manner (exceptions can be made).

Jakkub, more like sex cube!!!

by The black cracker October 10, 2020

ice cube

a piece of frozen water that floats on its own blood

yo, this ice cube cool.

by someone_tired October 15, 2022

Cube Rave

When you hear a great song a the office and can't help but to start raving in your tiny little cubicle.

Dude, when I heard Halcyon On and On by Orbital, I couldn't help but to start cube raving at my desk at my desk. Then some more people joined with me and we had a huge cube rave.

by McRaver April 18, 2011