Sun Crystals

A defunct brand of sweetner

We’ve been very excited to offer Sun Crystals All-Natural Sweetener as an option in the world of natural sweeteners–which makes it disappointing to share the news that Sun Crystals has been discontinued due to unmet sales expectations.

Your support and loyalty have been inspiring and much appreciated, and we’d like to thank all of you that welcomed us into your homes.

Best,
The Sun Crystals family

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Crystal Goyette

French for gonorrhea

Goyette:sir miles head the goyette disease it was evident after seeing his underwear with green stains on it after having sex with Crystal goyette

by C Goyette May 12, 2023

danny and crystal

Danny and Crystal is also another term for meant to be

They are like danny and crystal

by Roster 34 November 20, 2023

Crystal Teardrop

When a little bit of shit pops out during anal sex.

Holy fuck, you pulled out too fast. I think I laid a crystal teardrop.

by waltersplat November 22, 2023

Mother Crystal

This is a crystal from an arg
its purpose is to help the players travel the multiverse, its said to explode the king of onis if he touches it, but this really true?

The mother Crystal can Help you traverse the multiverse

by LastCall837 July 18, 2023

Crystal Comics LLC

The best company in the world. Run beautifully by amazing employees. Everyone wants to work there. The stock market is off the charts. Everyone invested in it.

hey Crystal Comics LLC
what
do you guys make amazing books
sure
ok

by Uilttl August 17, 2023

crystal myth

A drug dat makes you stupid enough to have faith in a charlatan with a glass sphere.

Some self-proclaimed fortune-tellers may actually believe in da claptrap dat they are spouting, so maybe they themselves are smoking a little crystal myth of their own!

by QuacksO August 23, 2023