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Crushing Tush

Similar to crushing puss. When gay dudes go out looking for man tail.
Bro: Man, I love this song. Gets me in the mood for crushing tush
Dude: You mean crushing puss right?

Bro: ya sure... Pussy...love that stuff
by givehimtheclamps April 14, 2017
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Crush syndrome

When someone has a crush on you and you think you like them because you're so flattered.
She's really ugly, I can't see why he'd want to date her. Problably just crush syndrome.
by MLG_pro_69_420_Blaze_it September 18, 2016
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waitress crush

A crush that's one-sided to the point of being creepy.

See unrequited love.
on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Charlie has a waitress crush on the Waitress.

I had a total waitress crush on this girl from high school, until she slept with my best friend.
by JohnnyApocalypse September 5, 2012
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instagram crush

someone you don't know very well in person but are attracted to on instagram (typically, you follow them and they follow you back)
"She's really cute and seems really cool - we've only met once or twice, but I have a serious instagram crush on her."
by greeneyeguy December 1, 2020
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Friend crush

Basically like a crush but instead of wanting to date the person you want to be friends with them
Girl 1: omg shes sooo funny

Girl 2: ikr! She’s my friend crush
Girl 1: me too!!
by tiktokGorl October 28, 2019
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Velvet Crush

Kool Aid and gin (serve chilled or on ice)
preferably blue, purple, or red
I'll have a velvet crush, which is kool aid and gin.
by NattyBoh Gillespie February 22, 2009
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Crushing Chips

Anita came home and caught Earl in the barn crushing chips.
by Sam Hearawls July 20, 2011
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