Craig Matz

A failed attempt at flexing nuts; huge chochbag, small wiener.

Person A:Hey go find out how to shoot the pan in the backyard.
Person B: Hey quit being a Craig Matz

by Craig Matz August 5, 2021

Craig Sellers

A hot sexy hunk of meat, some call him daddy or mommy I call him God.

I want to have sex with Craig Sellers.

by Not AlexTheKidMg November 23, 2021

Craig

Craig is an entity/entities that transcends the limits of human perception; Like the concept of “God”. Craig will sit atop its golden throne on the sun and pass judgment on those who defy its set “Laws of physics”. Craig will on occasion choose a mortal vessel to observe and/or interfere with our world and has caused many monotheistic religions to flourish throughout history.

To defy Craig is to deny nature.

I swear to Craig if you do not stop...

by Craig_is_God June 21, 2020

Craig

Craig is a sexy person.He has a large cock.He is good at tennis.He fucks his turks in the hallway

Omg craig has a bbc

by Craig is cute69420 December 5, 2019

craig trotts

really good at madden. loves to eat chips. loves the seahawks

craig trotts is really hot

by locostacos56 August 2, 2018

craig wells

Tall lanky and very clumsy man-like creature. Likes to sniff your armpits and collects his own toe nail clippings. Also, it has a very unpleasant odor.

That ugly creature is very craig wells.
You dont want to look like a craig wells.

by Slimstacy June 25, 2017

Craig

The cutest most obnoxious guy, with just about the most stereotypical HAHAHA laugh. That is just the most cutest thing I’ve ever heard. Craigs the kind of guy who likes to think he’s all tough and such a G, when in reality he’s not. He is however very funny, or just funny looking.

some random person: Did you just see them pull a Craig at the bar
some other random person: Yeah they just downed those 12 shots in one gulp like nothing

by chippylane May 10, 2023