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Crack Weezy

Crack Weezy is the name derived from Crackle, as in Snap, Crackle, and Pop as in Rice Krispies. It was shortened to Crack to make clear of the subject's habits. Weezy was added to the name to signify the exercise induced asthma that causes the subject to weeze when running. Certain things can help this weezing, however, such as lined softball fields.
A Crack Weezy can be belligerent but if you understand them and how they work you can easily tame them and bring them back down to a rational level within seconds of the onset of belligerence.

Often abbreviated CW or C-Dub
Get 'er done crack weezy!
Run Crack Weezy Run!
C-W how to be!
Work yo wrist Crack Weezy!
Cracckkkkk Weeeeezzzzzyyyyy
by The Towering Inferno October 7, 2009
mugGet the Crack Weezymug.

crack donkey

one that acts like an ass but is on crack
Jeffrey, you're such a crack donkey!
by rAwRzXD January 22, 2017
mugGet the crack donkeymug.

Lamb crack

A person who has an abnormally low butt crack.
Dayuum! Shawty got a lamb crack...
by Mave DcComas May 1, 2019
mugGet the Lamb crackmug.

i'd crack

Referring to, "I'd smash" it simply means, "I'd fuck you."
Yo, I'd crack her.
by Cactus Jack July 30, 2017
mugGet the i'd crackmug.

German crack

Drugs available at German grocery stores.
Huck's is whack. Ima get better German crack at Aldi.
by Justforyoumatt September 17, 2016
mugGet the German crackmug.

Cardiff Crack

A marinated tri-tip steak sold at Seaside Market in Cardiff-By-The-Sea in California.

Known to make vegetarians commit suicide or revert back to the light.
Dude I just spent soo much money on some Cardiff Crack but I don't care because this stuff is bombbbbbb.
by JDENIC February 9, 2014
mugGet the Cardiff Crackmug.

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