Crack Macking

The act of licking, chewing, or gnawing on or within the intergluteal cleft. More general than analingus, involving all associated parts.

Oh! Did see Robert Downing Jr. straight crack macking on that chick's ass in "Two Girls and a Guy"?? I bet he has ass breath.

by Luchosi El Poncho May 11, 2010

Crack Moment

A moment of complete and utter indifference for life it self, where one feels such extreme disconnect with his/hers situation that nothing in the world matters to them any more, explained and manifested in ones willingness to do crack.

Ben, man you look gone... Ya man, I'm just so fucking done, I'm having a crack moment over here.

by Shakednotstirred November 15, 2014

crack on a stick

something that is very popular and/or sells very well.

Can also be used as an exclamation similar to "oh shit"

Guy 1: How's business?
Guy 2: Great! Our new stuff sells like crack on a stick!

by St. Kae April 3, 2009

Coke Crack

When somebody does a line of cocaine off of someone’s butt crack!

Because of letting her ass be continually used as a coke crack, our sister had to sit very uncomfortably thru a very weird intervention.

by Kid Blue July 6, 2022

crack mints

mints that make you cray cray, they are very addictive and beautiful, and make sparks in the dark.

gimme them crack mints

by abbalabbalabbalabba December 5, 2007

Crack Splitter

A particularly violent fart, being so forceful to literally split apart the buttcrack

Had a real crack splitter last nigh... my ass still hurts

by squirrely dan October 10, 2019

CRACK SOUP

RAUMEN NOODLE SOUP MIXES

WISH I HADN'T SPENT MY MONEY ON A BUMP. NOW, I HAVE TO EAT CRACK SOUP

by WHITERUDY December 31, 2011