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crack on a stick

something that is very popular and/or sells very well.

Can also be used as an exclamation similar to "oh shit"
Guy 1: How's business?
Guy 2: Great! Our new stuff sells like crack on a stick!
by St. Kae April 3, 2009
mugGet the crack on a stickmug.

Crack Weezy

Crack Weezy is the name derived from Crackle, as in Snap, Crackle, and Pop as in Rice Krispies. It was shortened to Crack to make clear of the subject's habits. Weezy was added to the name to signify the exercise induced asthma that causes the subject to weeze when running. Certain things can help this weezing, however, such as lined softball fields.
A Crack Weezy can be belligerent but if you understand them and how they work you can easily tame them and bring them back down to a rational level within seconds of the onset of belligerence.

Often abbreviated CW or C-Dub
Get 'er done crack weezy!
Run Crack Weezy Run!
C-W how to be!
Work yo wrist Crack Weezy!
Cracckkkkk Weeeeezzzzzyyyyy
by The Towering Inferno October 7, 2009
mugGet the Crack Weezymug.

Crack Macking

The act of licking, chewing, or gnawing on or within the intergluteal cleft. More general than analingus, involving all associated parts.
Oh! Did see Robert Downing Jr. straight crack macking on that chick's ass in "Two Girls and a Guy"?? I bet he has ass breath.
by Luchosi El Poncho May 11, 2010
mugGet the Crack Mackingmug.

crack donkey

one that acts like an ass but is on crack
Jeffrey, you're such a crack donkey!
by rAwRzXD January 22, 2017
mugGet the crack donkeymug.

i'd crack

Referring to, "I'd smash" it simply means, "I'd fuck you."
Yo, I'd crack her.
by Cactus Jack July 30, 2017
mugGet the i'd crackmug.

Cracks Butt

A word to describe ones frustrations with an object or person. Especially if they had one or two drinks at a slot machine game.
*hits machine* *took all her money* “This cracks butt!”
by Rainswerds April 14, 2019
mugGet the Cracks Buttmug.

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