conversational commerce

the use of chatbots and other machine learning technology to make people feel they are talking to a real person when they buy things, ask for advice etc. online

"I was amazed by how conversational commerce made me feel like I was talking to a real person while shopping online. It made the experience so much more enjoyable!"

by Marc2.0 December 1, 2023

multiple conversation disorder

Multiple Conversation Disorder, commonly known as MCD, is a disorder that ravages people most likely with some form of ADD. It is the natural tendency to have many ongoing conversations at once, with no common coherency or relation to each other. It mostly occurs between people who are awesome.

Simulated text conversation with multiple conversation disorder:

You suck.

Your favorite color is blue right?

Why doesn't Netflix have the Nightmare Before Christmas?! D:

by victim_of_MCD December 27, 2011

Conversate

Having an intense conversation one on one.

I need to conversate with Zack on that one.

by Teach R August 9, 2018

Conversation Orgy

meeting or other gathering focused on discussing one or many subjects

Last night's conversation orgy was intense! I had no idea they felt so strongly about strombolis.

by BXStranger November 10, 2021

Evan Conversation

An awkward conversation consisting of mildly personal questions such as, "What's your favorite food/color/school subject?"

Stop with the Evan conversations, it's getting weird.

by CoolAidCheeseMan May 21, 2022

conversation carousel

When you are talking to someone very drunk or a group of drunk people and they start repeating things over and over again

As Mike asked the same question for the 3rd time and was met with the same answers, I asked what is thus a fucking conversation carousel?

by Louskilou November 20, 2015

conversation bogart

Similar to the classic bogart who wont pass the joint while others are waiting, this type of bogart comes into groups and social occasions, sucking up as much attention, conversation and energy as they can. bogart motivation factors can be sexual, social, energy suck or attention suck, sometimes no motivation as that is just who they are (habitually loud, rude, obnoxious,self-centered, self-seeking or inconsiderate. tactics of conversation bogarts may include but not limited to: -Overtalking, loudtalking or overvoluming everyone else in the room.
-Interrupting others, strategically ignoring others, or monologging so as to leave no room for anyone else to speak.
-Acting, or including elements of performance art into the bogarting for maximum effect. Can include dramatazition, apparel and makeup techniques etc.
-Sizing, size intimidation, strategic placement of a big fat body in a room, so as to insure all communications are interceptable or controllable, placement of the big fat body may also be in a place where everyone must look at the bogart. persons interested in talking to or saying hello to others or must somehow signal them to summon them away. Conversation bogarts may be covertly aware of this enjoy holding others at bay. Chronic conversation bogarts may be oblivious to others. Strategic conversation bogarts maintain intentional obliviousness..
-Cock blocking or fem blocking, where the conversation bogart uses sex, or gender preference to determine strategy.

“Lenny is such a fat fuck, every time he is around I do not bother to try to talk to anyone, because he’s a conversation bogart”
“Did you see how Elaine kept moving in on Sally and Patty over there? I wanted to talk to Sally but I couldn’t even get near her or get a word in edgewise. What a conversation bogart!”

by switchboardpub May 25, 2015