Dr. Compact

A rapper or dj that is lame. Also known as Dj Compact. Compact refers to brainsize in this case.

yeah i tried dj-ing once, but i came no further than Dj -the fuck- compact hamstah level. Daimn.

by def P da shiznaitzschj (russia) June 11, 2003

Comphet

The assumption, described by some feminist and queer academics that heterosexuality is socially compulsorary.

1st year cultural studies student: OMG I didn't realise comphet was compulsory. Do I have to repeat the whole year.

by Orrissar March 4, 2022

Companion

Companions are supposed to watch the Emmys together. No exceptions. This is the place to look it up.

Companion A: *is in Berlin during the Emmy weekend*

Companion B: *is obligated to travel to Berlin and watch the Emmys with Companion A*

by DJ1998 September 19, 2017

eternal companion

no such thing unless you wear your byu underwear

now my eternal companion lets be kinky and trade underwear.

by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 25, 2007

Company X

1.) A lame comic created by Chefelf.
2.) A very infrequently updated comic that should be updated more frequently.

Hey, I wish Chefelf would get off his lazy Hinder and update that Company X pronto!!

by BoyHubris July 7, 2004

comp a tude

This is a corruption of cop a tude used by a few people in the Chicago suburbs.

The fight started when Darien comped a tude.

by Woosley April 11, 2005

danny compa

The act of sucking dick with an upper decker (other wise know as an upper lip full of chewing tobacco), until the recipient ejaculates. then you must swallow the spit and jizz.

“Last night i bought a 3 cans of Copenhagen wintergreen long cut and gave my boyfriend a Danny compa”

by Lud foe December 16, 2017