cheeky chomper

someone whos outgoing, friendly, fun to be with, alas a bit dim.

oh myke, you're such a cheeky chomper!

by Phil Mc Cavity May 9, 2003

quick comer

1) a guy who ejaculates soon after commencing sex

2) a woman who has her first orgasm soon after commencing sex

1) Sara: "Jake's a quick comer, he usually goes off within 5 strokes of getting into me."

2) Jake: "Betsy's a quick comer, I stroke her clit a few times and she has an orgasm right away if we haven't seen each other in a week or so."

by Jake March 23, 2004

charlie chomper

When giving a guy head, right before he's about to come, bite his dick.

That guy was an asshole so i gave him a charlie chomper!

by the yellow house June 20, 2008

Gucci Camper

A crappy Astro Van, only with the back seats removed and replaced with a full-size couch. May or may not include Meijer spinners.

"Yo man check out Carlos in his Gucci Camper!"

"Man that skunk got Gucci Campered!"

by Hughe G Rection December 20, 2008

exaggerated comparison

the act of useing an obsine amount of something as an act of comparison

(dude working at a construction site) Dude why did you cut the board 2 inches short. (supervisor walks up) More like like 50 yards short. (other guy) Now thats an exaggerated comparison.

by Mr. Get It Done July 18, 2009

mop chomper

A man who chomps on the mop. Or in simple terms, eats vagina. A more colloquial version would be, rug muncher. Both mop chomping and rug munching are the act of eating out the vagina.

"I walked in on eric eating out liza, what a mop chomper."

"Eric's breath smells like fish, he must have been mop chomping all of last night." (mop chomper)

"That's not what your mom said when i was mop chomping her last night" (mop chomper)

by mop chomper August 9, 2009

repetitive commercial

Commercials that appear to come on so much that you would very much like to die, or destroy the tv. Like those commercials that say '...if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours...' Those drive me insane. And I don't understand the whole bathtub thing.

Timmy was just a bored little boy who enjoyed watching tv, when, all of a sudden, a repetitive commercial came on. He didn't think of it much until it had those same words as every commercial. He then proceeded to think of how he would pay money to actually get rid of commercials than actually have them advertized.

by crotchetyteenager November 26, 2010