colored shorts

Guys that wear colored shorts are complete douch bags. They think they are the shit but in reality they have no friends. Someone who wears colored shorts is completely unathletic and is the meaning of a fuck boy. Probably has a shit ton of gel in his hair and is slicked to the right.

"John's wearing colored shorts today, us he holding or has he came out of the closet?"

by I speak the truth 123098 April 19, 2018

white woman of color

A white woman who benefits from white privilege but through some vague means associates themselves with being a poc. Either by behavior or being able to check a non-white box.

Pete Davidson's type is a white woman of color.

Ex: Kim Kardashian, Ariana Grande, Halsey, a white Latina, a white North African Arab

"Is Michelle white? She has pale skin, light brown hair, and green eyes"

"No, I think her parents' are Turkish. So she can check off the Asian box. She is a white woman of color. "

by purpleplatypus1 May 25, 2024

Gods color

Not black, white, brown, tan, yellow, purple, blue

I am not white- I am Gods color

sara misemer

by smisemer October 19, 2020

The Color Bandits

A brother-sister pair of notorious food critics that are so racist all they use are colors to determine the taste of the food. Sadly enough, I had them for dinner and they judged every thing by its color. Now- everything that's red, is now spicy, therefore, raspberries are spicy. But- they have made things more fair- there are MANY different weird shades of red.. sadly enough, thanks to them.

Red-
-rusty red
-Ohio state red
- shiny red
-blistering red
-God-that-hurts red
-red red
-sunshine-flowery red
- The color Bandits-red

by Precious the Dragon-Slayer June 20, 2010

color guard hoe

a bitch that does not shut the fuck up about their winterguard/colorguard season. also known as me.

Hey we got first place at our show last weekend!
No one fucking asked, god you’re such a color guard hoe.

by c4an November 4, 2022

Birds of color

When you are hunting for dove, many black birds fly over you and under no circumstances can you shoot them. To be more sensitive to the black birds feelings they are to be called birds of color.

Don't shoot the birds of color, dove only!

by anonymous September 7, 2020

South Color Guard

They're part of the famous Jaguar Pride marching band. And they're pretty much known to be the hottest group of girls at the school, other than the dance team. Also, just about half of them are known to be loved by one particular section. While LOTS of drama and scandal happens every week, they still come together and perform their very best in the end. The band members are proud to call them apart of the band.

That one particular section: The south color guard is soooo hot!

Other band member: Yeah. Have you seen them perform?? They're AMAZING!!

by AnonymousBaritone:) October 31, 2011