chum moment

When a bumbling buffoon, usually by the name of scott fucks up really badly

P1: hey did you hear that Scott bought the wrong light bulbs?
P2: god he's such a bumbling buffoon, what a chum moment
P1 and P2 together: LOL!

by loser drakee June 6, 2020

chemsi

A person with no future. You will often find a chemsi being unable to read, understand simple vocabulary, and execute basic actions. The name chemsi was probably a mistake meant to be Shemsi, Chemsy, or most commonly, Shemsy.

"Who's that new girl that can't read? Is she dyslexic or something?"
"She's a chemsi"
"Oh."

by NoOneThatYouNeedToKnow ;) June 10, 2020

Chum Chum

Our lord and savior from Fanboy and Chum Chum, all must bow down to Chum Chum. Chum Chum knows and sees all, Chum Chum can destroy all that plagues us. Those who disrespect Chum Chum suffer a long and painful death.

"I hate Chum Chum."
*cocks gun*

by flint's going feral September 6, 2020

Chuds

the feeling of extreme sadness; borderline depression
alternative expression: chudsly

Person 1: "My wife cheated on me."
Person 2: "Fuck bro, that's chuds."

by bigchungusenergy September 13, 2020

Chemsekcake

A cheesecake that is plain, term is commonly used on social media.

Do you want a chemsekcake or a strawberry cheesecake?

by RandomDev September 19, 2020

chum the weasel

To suck a dick

Brandy said she was on her period , so I asked if she could just “chum the weasel”

by JFrizzy September 28, 2020

Chubstuck

Adjective or verb; one can find his or herself in a situation where they are chubstuck.

I tried to pass a slow moving vehicle on the right (thereby 'stuffing' them), however I then noticed a police cruiser lying in wait and was forced to slow down or be pulled over. I was chubstuck.

Alternate example:

I can't stand my Mother-In-Law so when she died I was elated... Until I met my husband's sisters at the funeral. Chubstuck like a semi-hungry person who neglectfully burnt the only frozen pizza on hand, after midnight, in a rural town.

by Mine & Manny's Misheard Words October 10, 2020