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Chester cheetoed

The act of eating cheetoes and getting the dust all over your fingers. Then you insert your cheeto fingers in the poon.
Man 1: Dude what'd you do last night?
Man 2: I was eating cheetos and my girl was horny so I Chester cheetoed her.
by Jack-lynn November 6, 2020
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Chester

Small ginger with freckles and they are a good friend, a very good friend
Chester’s are the best
by CorinJW April 4, 2021
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screen cheater

a person who in video games will look at the opponents' screen to gain an unfair advantage. NCAA Football is a big game that screen cheaters tend to bastardize. screen cheaters always go bonkers if they are figured out and tend to swear on their mother's proverbial grave to disprove any notions. they are the absolute worst and will end up saying the next morning that they were drunk and did not remember anything about it.
James: Branyan you screen-cheating little bitch! that's five plays in a row that you put your defense exactly where my play is going!

Branyan: I AM NOT A SCREEN CHEATER I SWEAR ON EVERYONE!
by Turner Proverbial September 29, 2010
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Charity Chester

The most amazing mixed chick a person will ever meet. She is ungodly beautiful and rather hilarious at times. She can make you smile just by looking at her and it is impossible to be in a down mood around her.
That Charity Chester chick is amazing.
by sexysex. December 6, 2010
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wizard-cheater

When you go on the rollercoaster "the Wizard" with someone who is not your boyfriend. When two people go on this ride, one must sit in between the others legs. This may cause the situation to become awkward or seductive.
Amanda: "Why did your boyfriend break up with you?"
Claire: "He found out im a wizard-cheater"
Amanda: *gasp* "You went on the Wizard with another man!?!"
by kjldshfsklhjskdlf September 28, 2011
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Wet Chester

n. Inserting a wet thumb up someone's anus.
Example: "I sleep with my pants on in fear of receiving a wet Chester.

2) Guy 1: Man my ass is sore and soggy.

Guy 2: I'm afraid to ask, but why?

Guy 3: I woke up to a nasty wet Chester this morning.
by grandmasterpapasmurf January 17, 2013
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Chubby Chester

A half erect penis. It's getting hard, but it's not quite there yet.
"I would like to stick my penis inside of you, but unfortunately I only have a Chubby Chester at the moment."
by van Br00 January 19, 2013
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