e-coddle

To pamper someone using the Internet (i.e., via e-mail or instant messenger)

My mother heard that I broke my leg while in a different time zone (thus disabling her from calling me), so she got online and e-coddled me until I got better.

by Tom-ass November 23, 2006

caddlesticks

A caddlesticks is an individual that exhibits a number of desirable, or based on one's opinion and morals, undesirable.
A caddlesticks is a person that is described as being very horny at times, likely to consume alcoholic beverages, and also very willing to engage in conversations that the general population might find awkward...
As of late, it has also been used as a word to define a state of intoxication...

Person 1: "Man, that caddlesticks over there sure is always horny. It seems like he's been giving me some looks from across the party."
Person 2: "That's a caddlesticks for ya. You should go over there and talk to him. Talking to a caddlesticks is always interesting.
"Wow, im so caddlesticks right now.. I hope I don't pass out."

by Jack Cattle December 28, 2007

coddletwat

A real piece of shit. Someone who has managed to become double as toolish as a normal fuckwad.

Jesus Christ, Ronald was such a coddletwat when he tried to steal my dog.

by Albert Raineer December 24, 2007

cuddle plus

More than regular cuddling (e.g. spooning); the 'plus' is the fondling, stroking, poking and other hanky panky outside of only 'cuddling'

Come over, so we can watch a movie and cuddle
No, you want to do more than cuddle, you want cuddle plus
No, no. I won't try to dry hump you this time

by rogetsbff December 15, 2011

cuddle spunk

Wet spot after intercourse.

Susie rolled over and laid in the cuddle spunk.

by Roscoe J November 23, 2013

Cuddlebae

The one you wish to cuddle with, or spend personal time with. Your significant other.

bae boyfriend girlfriend cuddle dating significant other cuddlebae

by coltniss April 16, 2014

Candle Eater

Hobo-slang sometimes used for the Russians.

Watch out for that candle eater, Vladimir.

by MBBart October 16, 2015