BRUCE WILLIS

An American actor who specialized in corny, unbelievably stupid films, in which he spent most of his time spouting the most ridiculous snappy one-line comments that anyone over the age of seven would be embarrassed by

Any film with Bruce Willis in it can be automatically assumed to be juvenile and super-gay.

by Hopsterthedopster July 2, 2023

Jacob Shiela Bruce

Jacob is an antisocial fossil. His hands look about 5 million years old and his hair is made up from 50 shades of ginger. He is dating Phoebe Bruce and has a huge crush on kevin Hart

Is that the gay kid? Yeah its Jacob Shiela Bruce

by GingerGaycob69 December 19, 2022

Bruce Campbell

Bruce Campbell is the most perfect man to ever exist, his real wife is Ida Gearson (hes been married before that) but it's actually me. 🤷 ♀️
Hes very smart and he's an amazing actor.

He was born in 1958 22nd June.

He plays the bestest character ever aka Ashley J Williams.

He is the love of my life.

"Bruce Campbell is gorgeous."
"That's literally facts."

by Blacklung1601 May 12, 2023

Bruce Lee’s

An expression used when a bra less women walks out of the freezer department in a supermarket.

Hey mate, check her Bruce Lee’s out.

by Swaggers. November 24, 2020

Bruce Willis

Actor/plate mounter from Bury. Often moans a lot and saves hostages from skyscrapers.

Moggy looks like Bruce Willis

by JBizzleBBK March 10, 2022

bruce

Bruce ( brucing) is the act of using two fingers to pull to one side the underwear covering the perineum of an intoxicated lady & engage in coitus in a standing position. Usually performed in dimly lit areas of a public yet private space to the rear of a licensed premises.

Finish yer drink luv & I'll take you for a 'bruce' round the back.

I gave her a good 'brucing' then went back in the pub,

by brewyboy November 1, 2023

Bruceing

When you get high off of your own ass hole fumes.

Usually it's something alot of cats or dogs do when they are bored in their spare time. It's only a common thing to be done if their name is Bruce.

God damn it Bruce, stop bruceing off of your ass hole. You've been sniffing that crack for days and have over dosed off of your own ass stench.

by Scuddler October 16, 2023