In the day of the olden, One was a old Dishonorable man that slay two rubbers and a child of light was born or so the tale goes.
by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019

Someone who is just absolutely terrible at wheeling, somehow they usually still get hot girls with just the worst pick-up lines and topics of conversation - 99.99 % of the time the girls they pick up are pants-on-head retarded though
Just listen to what Jordan is saying to Amanda, wtf .. his broken wheels make it such a painful conversation and I bet he is going to hookup with her at a party this weekend
by LessOffensive March 14, 2011

When your broken you feel like but there will always be somebody or someone to talk to even if you think there isnt
by 💜The mystery girl...💜 August 31, 2020

She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.
by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021

Broken stretcher is when an emergency room nurse or doctor pisses off a paramedic and a radio call for "broken stretcher" is made. Then every ambulance in radio distance picks up as many frequent patients as possible and overload the ER until an apology is made. The wrong has to be made right.
Paramedic1: damn partner that RN called a complaint on me.
Paramedic 2: looks like it's time for a broken stretcher on that ER.
Paramedic 2: looks like it's time for a broken stretcher on that ER.
by TexasTrouble5 March 21, 2021

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by Nice Ice April 12, 2012
