Stubenville Breakfast

When you shit into your hand and force feed it to your partner
Barry wouldn’t shut up about being hungry… so I gave him the Stubenville breakfast.
by Heywood J’ablowme March 29, 2023
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Breakfast stare

the relentless unstopable stare one gets in the mornings or after just waking up.
Qiuk, wave at Mike, hes slipped into a "breakfast stare".
by luvguru November 25, 2009
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hearty breakfast

When you got a good solid food
- Hey bro, are you hungry?
- No, I had a hearty breakfast today, it was damn good.
by denzel001 June 25, 2021
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Suprise Breakfast

When u wake ur whore up with a cumshot in the mouth. This definition only applies if she bitch swallows AND if does not fall back asleep.
When that bitch finally turns 12, ima be there in here house with a suprise breakfast.
by CrackWhoreLaranda January 09, 2017
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breakfast ghost

The ghost of someone who has faded away due to not having breakfast in time.
Late at night outside the Hoosier Diner, you can hear the faint moans of the breakfast ghosts that want bacon, eggs, and biscuits and gravy.
by Actuarius81 November 01, 2023
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Breakfast-eye

This is what you call someone with a lazy eye. One eye is looking at you and the other eye wandered off to breakfast.
Was that bartender looking at me or you? Not really sure, that is the breakfast-eye that lives upstairs.
by Newt07091971 November 14, 2019
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Breakfast duo

The sexual , yet painful act of cooking scrambled eggs with a friend and rubbing your moist balls on the eggs with your friend until you both ejaculate, blowing your load all over the eggs and proceeding to eat them with your buddy.
This morning was amazing me and colton preformed the breakfast duo, the best way to start the day off right!
by The cup of cum April 18, 2017
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