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Seth’s Brad Pitt theory

In terms of dating, the Brad Pitt Rule suggests that if you're uncertain about whether to pursue a romantic interest or go on a date with someone, imagine if Brad Pitt asked you out instead. If the thought of going on a date with the person in question doesn't excite you as much as the thought of going on a date with Brad Pitt would, then it might indicate that the romantic interest isn't as strong or compatible as it could be. Essentially, it's a way to evaluate your level of attraction and interest in a potential romantic partner.
Like if a woman imposes some arbitrary time frame, move on. Seth’s Brad Pitt theory suggests She’s definitely fucking Brad on a first date.
by Slamdiesel February 15, 2024
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Brad

For every 10 Bradley’s there is one who is the complete opposite to all the previous definitions. This Bradley will act as though he is a loyal, caring friend however nothing is good enough for him, he is never in the wrong and will treat you good generally when with you however will put you on show so others getting impression he can’t stand you. He will tell you that you are
Wrong even though your expressing your own feelings which can’t be wrong as they are yours after all.

He will continue to make plans with you and then not show up or get you to help him with little jobs to help him however can’t acknowledge the fact you have gone out of your way and bent over backwards to do anything for him as in your eyes he is your best mate (that is when suits him to hang out with you)
He will get cranky if anyone’s is around when you tell him he has upset you and will look you in the eyes and say they we are the ones who should be licking arse as we he completely believes he is not in the wrong.
Loves messing with peoples head . Telling rrthem what they wanna hear and do the opposite as
Hey Brad, you going to say something about being in the wrong …. Nah I am never wrong everyone else is always at fault
by Bambara March 5, 2024
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Gary Brad

Side Piece; 2 chicks, 1 dude, 3 cups
Oh no baby, I was just drinking with Gary Brad on Valentines Day
by Garybradwithkhakis March 20, 2024
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apple bees mr brad

very fine man.
by yuyuseeo October 9, 2025
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Brad

(Verb) to seemingly ignore someone talking to you, it mostly happens on accident but only happens on people not named brad, if it happens on someone named brad, it wasn't an accident
“Are you brading me?” “*oblivion*” “*eye roll*”
by Exhaustpipefucker June 30, 2021
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