The reaction a mans dick gives when something excites him at that moment.
A man don't have to say how he feels his boner will say it all.
A man don't have to say how he feels his boner will say it all.
by stars and strikes June 7, 2014
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I had to give her the ole "badger boner".... she farted in my throat while I was munching on her beav
by Mule Tool December 11, 2016
Get the Badger boner mug.A man, not necessarily a father, with an intense love for a surtain interest or thing.
Could be compared to how a child likes to show their toys to everyone or a child seeing something for the first time.
It could be looking at trains driving by, big cars or thunderstorms.
Often used to describe people in the clips of "Your moms house" podcast.
Could be compared to how a child likes to show their toys to everyone or a child seeing something for the first time.
It could be looking at trains driving by, big cars or thunderstorms.
Often used to describe people in the clips of "Your moms house" podcast.
*Points to a man clapping his hands as the train drives by*
- Omg Jenny, that guy has such a dad boner for trains.
- Omg Jenny, that guy has such a dad boner for trains.
by Jojopa January 25, 2022
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Rick:"Hey Karen"
Karen:"Hello Rick, I just grounded my son for playing a video game called GTA V"
Rick:"Oh god that gives me a boomer boner"
Karen"me too"
Karen:"Hello Rick, I just grounded my son for playing a video game called GTA V"
Rick:"Oh god that gives me a boomer boner"
Karen"me too"
by PeachyMBS November 14, 2019
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by Dustybutt Jones November 28, 2010
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I got a serious case of boner confusion the other day after seeing a particularly well-animated cartoon fight scene.
by Bolthorman November 14, 2013
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