When wrestling in high school, and you suddenly get a swollen member, causing you to take a time out, and think about women to relieve the erect pens.
Did you see that wrestling match? Guy popped a Pannoner Boner and had to head to the locker room. He got all swollen in his swimsuit area.
by COLONELCUNNILINGUS May 13, 2016
To be impressed by, envious of, or aroused by a spreadsheet. Most common in cases where the Excel document contains VB Script or some other sophisticated functionality.
VLOOKUPs give me an Excel boner.
by halee June 10, 2014
You have a raging blue veined boner, you could destroy any vagina big or small; a rough diamond cutter; An angry throbbing fuck missile; aggressive wood
I had to give her the ole "badger boner".... she farted in my throat while I was munching on her beav
by Mule Tool December 12, 2016
by samwise102 December 01, 2014
When you lovingly hate each other. Sometimes involving the point of wanting to kiss your mortal enemy.
Hate boner (heɪt ˈboʊnər)
Person 1: fuck you
Person 2: fuck you too ;)
Person 1: I love you
Person 2: fuck you bitch
Person 1: but I'm saying something nice
Person 1: I don't care ;)
Person 1: fuck you
Person 2: fuck you too ;)
Person 1: I love you
Person 2: fuck you bitch
Person 1: but I'm saying something nice
Person 1: I don't care ;)
by LoliBait March 14, 2022
What a boomer gets when they look badly or talk badly about a younger generation. This is the reasoning behind why boomers like to be boomers
Rick:"Hey Karen"
Karen:"Hello Rick, I just grounded my son for playing a video game called GTA V"
Rick:"Oh god that gives me a boomer boner"
Karen"me too"
Karen:"Hello Rick, I just grounded my son for playing a video game called GTA V"
Rick:"Oh god that gives me a boomer boner"
Karen"me too"
by PeachyMBS November 15, 2019
A man, not necessarily a father, with an intense love for a surtain interest or thing.
Could be compared to how a child likes to show their toys to everyone or a child seeing something for the first time.
It could be looking at trains driving by, big cars or thunderstorms.
Often used to describe people in the clips of "Your moms house" podcast.
Could be compared to how a child likes to show their toys to everyone or a child seeing something for the first time.
It could be looking at trains driving by, big cars or thunderstorms.
Often used to describe people in the clips of "Your moms house" podcast.
*Points to a man clapping his hands as the train drives by*
- Omg Jenny, that guy has such a dad boner for trains.
- Omg Jenny, that guy has such a dad boner for trains.
by Jojopa January 25, 2022