boner-baloney

Slang - The prepuce or foreskin of a penis.

Alt. spelling: "boner-bologna"

That gentleman possesses enough boner-baloney to open a deli.

by Ghostronaut September 23, 2012

Pannoner Boner

When wrestling in high school, and you suddenly get a swollen member, causing you to take a time out, and think about women to relieve the erect pens.

Did you see that wrestling match? Guy popped a Pannoner Boner and had to head to the locker room. He got all swollen in his swimsuit area.

by COLONELCUNNILINGUS May 13, 2016

boner confusion

N. A circumstance wherein a male is aroused by something that he previously thought he was not attracted to, and cannot place his finger on exactly why.

I got a serious case of boner confusion the other day after seeing a particularly well-animated cartoon fight scene.

by Bolthorman November 14, 2013

Boomer Boner

What a boomer gets when they look badly or talk badly about a younger generation. This is the reasoning behind why boomers like to be boomers

Rick:"Hey Karen"
Karen:"Hello Rick, I just grounded my son for playing a video game called GTA V"
Rick:"Oh god that gives me a boomer boner"
Karen"me too"

by PeachyMBS November 14, 2019

boner music

Music played in erectile dysfunction commercials. Usually some generic southern guitar jam that makes you look up, then quickly back down again because they're telling you how to "get it done".

There's always an awkward silence after the boner music stops.

by Dustybutt Jones November 28, 2010

architechtural boner

A building that is so amazing that it is worthy of a boner.

"Look there's the Taj Mahal"
"Woah, what an architechtural boner!"

by oneboner April 28, 2010

Boner smasher

An extremely unattractive woman whose appearance causes nausea and pain.

Yesterday that boner smasher came over and I threw up in the sink.

Dang, that girl has been smashing boners since 1985.

by JBeebs10 October 12, 2013