You have a raging blue veined boner, you could destroy any vagina big or small; a rough diamond cutter; An angry throbbing fuck missile; aggressive wood
I had to give her the ole "badger boner".... she farted in my throat while I was munching on her beav
by Mule Tool December 11, 2016
Get the Badger bonermug. When you lovingly hate each other. Sometimes involving the point of wanting to kiss your mortal enemy.
Hate boner (heɪt ˈboʊnər)
Person 1: fuck you
Person 2: fuck you too ;)
Person 1: I love you
Person 2: fuck you bitch
Person 1: but I'm saying something nice
Person 1: I don't care ;)
Person 1: fuck you
Person 2: fuck you too ;)
Person 1: I love you
Person 2: fuck you bitch
Person 1: but I'm saying something nice
Person 1: I don't care ;)
by LoliBait March 13, 2022
Get the Hate Bonermug. When wrestling in high school, and you suddenly get a swollen member, causing you to take a time out, and think about women to relieve the erect pens.
Did you see that wrestling match? Guy popped a Pannoner Boner and had to head to the locker room. He got all swollen in his swimsuit area.
by COLONELCUNNILINGUS May 13, 2016
Get the Pannoner Bonermug. The term 'internet boner' refers to an overwhelming reaction from the interwebs to something new and shiny.
An Internet boner, occurs when an online product launch that has been over hyped pre-launch, has it's servers crushed by the demand from new users.
by acontributer September 9, 2009
Get the Internet Bonermug. when your pocket gets pulled out when you reach in and have no money and its just sticking out all stiff
by crazyhacker92 June 25, 2009
Get the pocket bonermug. A man, not necessarily a father, with an intense love for a surtain interest or thing.
Could be compared to how a child likes to show their toys to everyone or a child seeing something for the first time.
It could be looking at trains driving by, big cars or thunderstorms.
Often used to describe people in the clips of "Your moms house" podcast.
Could be compared to how a child likes to show their toys to everyone or a child seeing something for the first time.
It could be looking at trains driving by, big cars or thunderstorms.
Often used to describe people in the clips of "Your moms house" podcast.
*Points to a man clapping his hands as the train drives by*
- Omg Jenny, that guy has such a dad boner for trains.
- Omg Jenny, that guy has such a dad boner for trains.
by Jojopa January 25, 2022
Get the Dad bonermug. a boner quaker is when a man is receiving a blow job and the girl deep throats his dick and just starts shaking her head back and forth very rapidly is if the boner is in a earth quake.
by mike hawk45 April 13, 2009
Get the Boner Quakermug.