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gloat boat

A situation where somebody dwells on success.
I'm on my gloat boat over my baseball team winning a big game.
by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019
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Boat Pikeys

In 2022 a crack commando unit of small boat fishermen, and a cameraman, were put together by a YouTube star, who’s a bit of a big deal. These men promptly set about some of the most extreme small boat fishing seen in the British Isles. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as anglers of fortune. If you have a fish you don’t know how to catch and nobody else can help you, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the Boat Pikey team.
“Are you fucking kidding me, there’s no chance of catching a fish that size on that gear, not unless you’re the Boat Pikeys”.
by FishFast September 3, 2022
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Reverse Boat

Found in most common households. To many people, it is called a bathtub.
Friend 1: Hey, have you ever used a bath-bomb?
Friend 2: For what?
Friend 3: You know for the bath!
Friend 2: Oh, you mean a Reverse Boat?
Friend 1 & 3: What is a Reverse Boat?
by A gremlin and a crackhead December 21, 2019
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boat zone

absolutely crazy and fucking insane group of edgy teens on discord who do nothing productive. All are chads in the server, except for one bitchass motherfucker called "bonk lord" who should do the funny (death)
Man, this place is a mess!

Yeah, It's totally boat zone.
by Bonk Lord March 17, 2022
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Missed The Boat

To not take advantage of something in time.
When Jerry turned down the promotion, he soon discovered that he really missed the boat.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 4, 2021
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John Boating

The act of a person lifting the penis and performing the same act as motor boating but doing so with the testicles.
Sally lifted my penis and John Boated me last nigh, it was the best John Boating ever.
by SuicideInkDemon June 27, 2023
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touch the boat

To do something stupid, especially if warned before hand.
Nick: Don't do it, that looks dangerous
Alex: Ima do it anyways. I'm gonna touch the boat.
Nick: *Sits back and waits to see the boat explode*
by TwoMustangsAndADolphin August 3, 2022
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