blade

A strange boy that is white and belives he is black. He only answered to blade.

Hey Blade!.....What?......Just checking.

by BrandonK December 1, 2006

bladder like Ulley Dam

phr. Descriptive of desperately wanting a piss, being on the verge of incontinence.

Named after Ulley Dam in South Yorkshire, which almost completely collapsed during the British floods of summer 2007

"I've got a bladder like Ulley Dam here. If I don't get to a toilet soon, I'll be needing a trouser shop"

by Roger Mellie 84 January 18, 2008

Blade of grass

A person who tells an adult about someone else for literally no reason

You know that girl? She lies so much you could mistake her for a blade of grass.

by deadmemelord March 4, 2019

Blade Running

The act of murdering ones wife and then blaming it on another, usually a black person or other minority. Named because of the famed South African special Olympian Oscar Pistorius "The Blade Runner" who did this in real life.

Andy: What happened to Billy?
Jimmy: In prison for Blade Running his wife
Andy: He always was a sick fuck

by Southbound Soul January 7, 2020

Bladders

The lowest form of male that inhabits the earth. Doesn't know the difference between a great woman and a horses arse. Lives for golf and is probably a closet gay.

The bastard dumped you... what a bladders!

by Evil Angel December 9, 2004

Baed

The combined feeling of affirmation and guilt brought about when your partner compliments you just before you break up with them. The word is a portmanteau of the words 'bad' and 'bae'.

John felt baed that Jane had complimented his manhood just before he told her that he had cheated on her with Jenny.

by SwissKid June 21, 2015

Bladen

Bladen is a pretty cool kid but brags alot and thinks he's better than everyone else. He isn't a very handsome or attractive guy but is nice. He is not the smartest but is very soft inside.

Bladen bot another lacrosse stick.

by Caleb willson May 13, 2019