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Best Roomie Ever

she never gets ready at the same time as you, so you usually don't have to fight for the mirror, you like the same music, you share chargers for everything, she loves Jesus just like you, you can look like an idoit and she still manages to sleep in the same room with you and not be freaked out, she goes to IHOP at 2 in the morning no matter what, and she tells you the honest truth when something you do is stupid, or when you look ugly, or when guys are just being idiots.
Alyssa: Amanda, you are the best roomie ever.
Amanda: Alyssa, you are the best roomie ever.
by allamg13 December 25, 2009
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Bessfriend

Comes from the way pissed up folk say "best friend." To be a "bessfriend" for any length of time is incredibly unfortunate. You attain this dreaded status by having a drunken person latch onto you and tell you all their problems, cry on your shoulder and generally kill your groove. Several times, through hiccups and sobs about ex partners, you will hear the words "You're like my bessfriend, you are." Note- you don't even have to really KNOW this person to be their bessfriend for the night.

The worst bessfriend situations occur when they are members of the opposite sex. You either get cock blocked or pussy locked all night by the weepy eyed, wretched looking individual clinging desperately to your wrist.
"Why didn't you come to the club last night? We all wondered where you got to. Did you go home?"

"No such luck. Some mental bitch in Yates's decided to make me her "bessfriend" for the night, and I just could NOT shake her!"
by MagickDio April 24, 2010
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stupidity at its best

The maximum level of stupid 9000+
John tried to erase a pen mark.....STUPIDITY AT ITS BEST
by Bronze 5 and still alive February 20, 2018
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From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with shallots
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Hit Me With Your Best Shallot burger, it has shallots!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
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when you are hungry, chicken is the best

Namjoon's jams.
" I can't sleep!" ~RM
"Why? Are you hungry?" ~SJ
"When you are hungry, chicken is the best!" ~RM
by vdeviado May 17, 2017
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the best thing ever

by hibbert? December 4, 2009
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BEST

The best freakin' student organization in the world. Stands for Board of European Students of Technology.
Sasha: Are you in BEST?

Tanya: Yes, I'm a proud member of BEST Kyiv!
by lil_bo_archie August 20, 2021
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