The Bends

When you are swimming along and come to the surface to shallow waters and get sick sick

Man, that meeting was horrible on Friday. Gave me the bends after. I was crying in bed half the evening.

by Gina85 January 14, 2022

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K-Benish

Verb= to overly-portray yourself as being a total badass (usually this is done in a form of several overzealous short stories where this person is the only hero and badass and everyone else in the short story is garbage). This short stories pitch is out of the blue and extremely off topic, unnecessary and a crock of bullshit lies. Noun=an egotistical psociopath with narcissistic tendencies so strong that it's actually become a part of them so it's now a personality disorder, anyone who suffers symptoms should seek serious professional help immediately.

Oh man that dude really made a K-Benish out of himself in there, that was embarrassing.

by Kbenish May 16, 2022

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Druncle benson

Play on Drunk Uncle and Uncle Bensons rice. Especially useful (mean) when person is black, male, drunk & name contains benson.

Druncle Benson sits on hill watching his harem of hoes.

Druncle Benson loud drunk ass always gotta be the center of attention...

by ShadeBurn July 2, 2022

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Jack benseman

Absolute cock head.

Oh jack benseman, he is a cock head

by Alah ukba July 21, 2022

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The Bends

When you gotta poop so bad but are nowhere near a toilet and your body starts that up and down motion and weird bent over walk while looking for a bathroom to explode on!

I was at the mall after eating T-Bell and that shit gives me the bends. Took me 15 minutes to find a bathroom. I know I left marks in my boxers.

by Tony T-Bag January 25, 2023

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National Benson Day

National Benson Day is on February 24th. People celebrate by celebrating the benson called Benson.

Forest: 'I'm going to celebrate National Benson day on Friday!"
Emily: "How are you going to celebrate?"
Forest: "Idk, Baskin Robbin cakes are pricy so maybe I'll turn in my work on time Imao"

by MICHLLO February 24, 2023

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