Bender

The absolute greatest robot ever, real or not.

The first letter in Bender's name should be capitalized.

by Adrian October 23, 2006

beater van

Piece of shit vans used mainly by schools with no money. They are older the the kids that ride them and have 250 meters of duct tape inside and out that hold the van together.

Me and my friend were riding in a beater van and I almost fell through the duct taped floor.

by jerryblank May 19, 2005

neece banter

When someone's chat/banter is weak or self indulgent. Usually used by the scapegoat of a group to try and creep their way up the social hierarchy but by using neece banter they have achieved quite the opposite.

'Just hooned 2 snakey B's mate. Lets have a bevvie comp.'
Person 1 'How does he get his calves so defined?'
Person 2 'Barukh Abadi, don't use such neece banter.'

by David Masson January 28, 2008

Mind Bender

A period of time in which one's mind gets little or no rest. Preoccupation with thoughts for an unhealthy amount of time. Thoughts may become increasingly erratic and manic. Usually accompanied by sleeplessness. Generally brought on by some form of stress. Not associated with drug or alcohol use.

"Ive been on a mind bender latley. I need to reminded myself not to sweat the small stuff."

"I went on a three day mind bender after I lost my job. I just didnt know what to do with my life."

by D. Nomad April 18, 2008

Weiner Beaters

Hands, any hand used to beat off a weiner

Look at the size of those weiner beaters

by BenjiR2005 January 25, 2009

Anal Banter

When you do something that could be said to be homosexual, but only in jest.

Person A: "Stop touching my knee you Fag"

Person B: "Just a bit of Anal Banter mate"

by PompeyPwn September 1, 2006

honky beater

A honky beater is a bat normally procured through ballpark giveaways. It is known as a honky beater due to its small size relative to a nigger beater. The benchmark for nigger beater status is roughly the size of a children's T-ball bat. A honky beater, in contrast, is roughly half the size of a nigger beater, with both a shorter length and smaller barrel circumference. Based on the theory that beating a honky effectively should require less effort than beating a nigger to the same degree.

Joel: Yo, fool, we done went on down to the minor league game tonight, got us selfs some honky beaters.

Mike: Honky beaters? Bitch, you crazy. We gon' need us some nigger beaters to handle these crazy niggas.

Joel: Aw shit, and I thought we was gonna beat us some honkies tonight.

by duke5572 October 24, 2006