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Vessel engineer

Relys on vessel wiper to do the majority of the work. Doesn't cook doesn't clean just complains
by Vessel wiper March 7, 2023
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Environmental engineer

When your rearrange the letters, it is I M nonrelevant engineer
You are an environmental engineer. You are nonrelevant engineer.
by SuckDiep March 21, 2023
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Financial engineering

A common bar mitzvah gift is a "Bond" They likely explain to the kid what a "Bond" is and how to use it. THAT is what Kanye means when he says "The Jews have been taught financial engineering" you fucking idiots.
Hym "Yeah, that's what he means be financial engineering."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2023
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Smellecular Engineer

A smellecular engineer is someone qualified in the profession of smell. Smellecular Engineering is provided as a course in most high-level universities and is in high demand from employers.
Those qualified in smellecular engineering ensure that smells are as described.
Saeid: Did you hear that Scott has qualified as a Smellecular Engineer?
Peter: Yeah, he was sniffing my toilet just last week, I'm proud of him.
by big epic chad July 30, 2023
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Social Engineering

Often a tactic used by Team Avolition during their Minecraft Griefing videos. Rather that simply destroying a building they tear the entire structure down, put down dirt & plant saplings so that the moderators and admins cannot roll back the damage.
“No don’t leave the house, that’s a bad idea. What you do is a little social engineering instead and tear the house to the ground, put dirt & plant saplings so that they can’t tell where it was and they can’t use Big Brother to roll back the damage because it won’t be able to tell what was built and what was naturally there.” -Storm_Surge
by The Merc With A Mouth August 18, 2023
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gas engineer

A plumber who tries to make his job sound more important than it actually is.
"Are you the plumber?"
"Actually I'm a gas engineer"
"Whatever...these are the toilets that need unblocking"
by RustySparks May 26, 2023
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CBT Engineer

That guy over there must be a Cbt Engineer, his knees must be fucked
by Abnormally large zebra July 25, 2024
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