Closet Hero

someone who is lazy, incompetent, a slacker, a blue falcon, or someone who is just dead weight at their job. However, they are great at kissing ass or know the right people.
When you have a multiple bosses, then you know there is a closet hero somewhere in the middle.
by equilibrium4U January 13, 2011
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Out of the closet

It can describe something that is out of the closet, but it can also be people who are telling people that they are _____, after they were hiding it for a while.
That object is out of the closet!

Mark: Did you hear John came out of the closet as a homosexual?
by Inconcinnus the Wolf / Furry August 10, 2018
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Closet Case

me
i'm a closet case, it is very sad
by beeeeeeeeeeeeee January 07, 2021
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Closet Gingerist

A Person who secretely finds their sexual orientation wandering toward Ginger Haired Males or Females
by sw123 March 25, 2009
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closet boy

1. A callsign used by those who are elite in their anti-AI skills. Used especially for online games that involve a computer AI.
2. One who sleeps and plays Descent (tm) in a (double) closet.
Oh no! The bots are beating us! We need a closet boy!
by _ December 10, 2003
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Mexican-In-The-Closet

Is a person of Mexican descent who hides or rejects his/her Mexican heritage.
An example of a Mexican-In-The-Closet;

Sarah: "Hey Pancho, Are you Mexican?"
Pancho: "I'M NOT MEXICAN! Only my parents and grandparents are Mexican."
Sarah: "Oh, so you have Mexican background."
Pancho: "DUDE, I'M NOT MEXICAN! My ancestors are SPANIARDS!"
Sarah: "UH? WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU?"
Pancho: "I'm American of Spaniard descent."
Sarah: "Yeah Right...Talk to you later."
by numberofnames August 12, 2011
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closet drinker

Person who sits in his/her home and consumes alcoholic beverages in a manner that would otherwise be considered a party. Also look up "loser" and "virgin".
That guy is such a closet drinker.
by annonymous2u February 13, 2011
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