battered pony

The art of having intercourse with someone after they have been smeared with faeces. The most common practice is having intercourse with three particapents, the third smears the one being fucked (ridden - hense the 'pony')with shit (the 'batter'), making sure that they do not notice in the heat of the moment.

Matt Lee: "i sure enjoyed being covered with shit by Josh Harris whilst being pounded up the ass by his mother, i was one heck of a battered pony. "

by george + fred August 29, 2007

Battery acid

A great technique to get rid of acne, use this and instead of acne a deformed face. Win win!

Bro I just rubbed my acne with battery acid and look at me now *moans in pain*

by TheEarthIsACup June 11, 2018

Lady Batter Bobsleigh

A greeting used most commonly by people under the influence of the chronic bionic.

Phil walks into room of people: Lady Batter Bobsleigh and people reply aye!

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

batter boobs

pendulous breasts that, when lifted and tickled from beneath, the fingers doing the tickling can be seen through the thin skin from the top.

After loosing a lot of weight, my wife was left with batter boobs.

by Kylexy September 16, 2007

battery chicken

employee of a large company

He works for HP, he's just a battery chicken.

by Khoji July 5, 2007

Battering the Fish

This is a sexual deviancy action which is composed of three steps. While having sex with a woman "doggy-style" you use your left index finger to "fish-hook" the woman's mouth. Second, once you have your "fish" on the line, use your right hand to punch her in the face with the intention of knocking her unconscious. Although it is ideal to cause unconsciousness with one strike, you may repeat if necessary. The final step requires a third party to be present. At this juncture, it is imperative to have a picture of your "trophy fish" to brag to your friends as they may not believe that you snagged such a lunker. In the final step continue to use your index finger to hold her up by the mouth (you may use your other hand to help alleviate the strain of holding up dead weight with your index finger by grappling the back of her neck or hair--just make sure it isn't visible in the picture) and have your friend snap a shot for posterity.

Ted: Golly! I am very excited to hang out with this lovely woman I met at the Creed concert last night! We shared a strawberry margarita together!

Harvey: That's fantastic! I will be over at 9PM sharp! I will have the camera ready after you finish Battering the Fish! We can dispose of the corpse in the morning!

by The Big Cheez August 26, 2013

gypsy batter

(noun) any event, occurrence, situation, or happening that is generally unmanly, uncool, bad, negative, effeminate, or lowly; any event, occurrence, situation, or happening that is of or like gypsies (specifically, to be avoided at all costs because of undesirable qualities); literally, a batter made from freshly ground gypsy bits, composed primarily of gypsy juice, and rarely cooked.
Note: used in the partitive sense (i.e., preceded by "some" in most cases).

Man at the gym: Hey brah, let's do some cardio on them ellipticals.
His manlier friend: No way, brah! That's some gypsy batter!

by Edmund Finley April 25, 2007