sits bath

When two women, usually lesbians, sit on top of each other over the toilet and simultaneously urinate.

I can hear my lesbian neighbors fighting over the bathroom every morning; I wonder why they don't take a sits bath?

by Lifty Lady March 13, 2019

Spoon Bath

Naked while snuggling your meat hammer up against your gay male partners hairy ass in a 4 1/2 foot porcelain bath tub while giving a reach around.

Dude you aren’t gonna believe this! Last night at the party I walked into the bathroom and I saw Kenny giving Ben a Spoon Bath!

by Millrat23 July 20, 2019

Bubble bath wrath

Rage experienced particularly by female service-industry workers. Bubble bath wrath is brought on by long days of serving rude customers and prompts the victim to exclaim her need for a bubble bath as soon as she returns home.

After another 11-hour shift at the AT&T booth in the mall, Ashleigh stormed back to her apartment in a fit of bubble bath wrath before eventually calming down in a soapy tub of Himalayan Salts.

by daltonjfk September 17, 2019

chaffinch bath

to wash your scrotum in sink

i have just enough time for a quick chaffinch bath before the wife arrives

by few2020 February 18, 2020

Toaster Bath

When you need to shut off the power.

Robert hated life and needed to flip all the breakers in the house so he attempted toaster bath.

by Toaster Bath February 29, 2020

Depression Bath

When you are so sad and you’ve tried everything to be happy and nothing worked so you go and take a bath

I’ve been crying all day so now I’m going to go take a depression bath

by yeetxxyuhh April 27, 2020

Whores Bath

Instead of taking a shower, one would use body spray or perfume to smell clean

Timothy opted for a whores bath when running late for work.

by BigfnRed August 2, 2020