Hanna-Barbera

A virus who began in the late 1950s in the animation industry. Their light side was they created top-notch shows such as The Flintstones, Wacky Races, and Scooby-Doo. But there's one downfall: these nerds possess a huge library of sound effects with the sole purpose of tissing off gamers. The virus began spreading in the 1960s when Warner Brothers Animation, Nickelodeon, and DiC Entertainment exploited these to their full extent. They infected the anime industry when Wacky Races was a smash hit in Japan. They also infected the gaming industry in the 1980s when almost every show in the 80s and 90s made minor use of these. It started with Dragon's Lair and Time Gal, but it really didn't take off until the 1990s, when Crash Bandicoot was the first to be hit. Rareware got infected with games such as Banjo-Kazooie and Donkey Kong 64 exploiting these. Nintendo also got infected too, Paper Mario was the first, but it wasn't until Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga where the usage of HB sounds started getting worse. Almost every Mario game nowadays uses these.

Scenario 1:
Gamer: I wanted to play Super Mario Galaxy, but I can't because Nintendo put in those stupid HB sounds in! Screw you Hanna-Barbera!

Scenario 2:
Teacher: Okay students, we are going to watch Magic School Bus!
Student: OH GOD! The sound effects there are awful, and a large majority of sound effects used are from Hanna-Barbera! Ren and Stimpy also exploit these too! I'm outta here! (leaves classroom)

by The Real Driller June 14, 2017

Barber

There have only been speculations of the one they call Barber. All we know is that his steps crack cement, his hair flows like Fabio's, and he has the figure of greek god. Some say that he is more than a man but less than a God. Like Hercules. It's been said his single footstep has the power to ripple effect across the world and cause a tsunami in the eastern hemisphere. Barber spottings have been most recorded in Demascus, MD and Orono, ME. He has been known to hold bi-yearly killing sprees on the campuses of JMU, UD, UNH, UMass, William and Mary, Villanova and Towson. It has been told that he is the sole cause of ending the football programs of Hofstra and Northeastern. The WWF (world wildlife federation) has its speculations that barber caused the earthquake of haiti. There are only two know aliases of Barber which are "the Duke of Demascus" and "Mathew Yohan Von Barberstein."

If you have seen the one they call Barber please approach with caution and respect his luscious and predominant presence.

"Barber could fuck up the rotational axis of the earth"

by JC the JAD January 19, 2010

Barbie

A fine shawdy that looks like a barbie doll.

'' yo that barbie ova thea got me starrin''

by Ramm November 17, 2003

barbeque

euphemysm for cybersex, commonly used when trying to not confront the subject directly

Like, do you and Lisa still... barbeque ?

by Nickolas1999 March 1, 2007

Sexual Barbie

When a girl is hot, blond, and acts sweet and innocent but when played with propperly can make all your dreams come true. She also comes with many fun accessories, such as "Barbies Dream LaBomb" and "Barbies USB Powered Pocket Rocket". Barbie has batteries INCLUDED.

Dude 1: Hey man I'm gonna ask that chick if she wants a drink.
Dude 2: Na bro, shes a Sexual Barbie, she won't go home with a guy in a bar.
Dude 1: Then how do I get with her?
Dude 2: You can't bro... she gets with YOU!

by blazerecu October 20, 2011

Malibu Barbie

A euphemism plumbers use for a used tampon that is discovered in the plumbing. A common cause for toilets becoming backed up.

Joe found a malibu barbie in his clients toilet, those things really do help his business.

by Panoramic Scoop September 14, 2010

Swaggaboo Barbie

A sexy blonde babe who is full of swag & surrounds herself with other Swagnificent & Swaggaholic friends. Its a combination of Malibu Barbie & Swagger

Hey do you know Tandi? Who? Oh, u mean Swaggaboo Barbie

by Mr Swagnificent October 27, 2010