Badger link

a Wisconsin site for dumb dumbs

badger link helped me get not dumb dumb

by freakity dumb dumb January 16, 2020

Stink Badger

When you're scratching your ass vigorously and an accidental slip of the hand causes your finger to slip into your asshole

Ed shared his excitement of finding the elusive Stink Badger with Fabian by wafting his finger towards his face.

by Wolfballz July 24, 2025

honey my badger

It means to see someone you haven't seen in awhile or to poop a wet poop

honey my badger

by Mr not smart February 8, 2024

Badger

Badger is a large-headed, big-nosed, googly-eyed, bushy-eyebrowed person. He tends to be super short, dumb, nerdy, yet still dumb. Despite all that, he has a huge head, and his humor is on par with a baby. He tries to be trendy in his fashion; for instance, he likes to taper fade his beard, wears jordans for his pants, and an Indiana pacer sweater.

Some accurate comparisons for his look are:
-Naked mole-rat
-Chicken little
-Nerdy spongebob
-Lionel Messigician

Overall, thats crazy.

Oh lord! Look at that Badger! It is a spectacle.
Hello, you look like a Badger.
Oh I see, your fashion sense is like that of a Badger.
Moumen looks like a Badger.

by number1badgerfan November 7, 2024

drunk badger

When a Mazz tries to make a funny... and fails like a drunk badger

dont you drive a drunk badger any way?

by moogleassassin February 3, 2014

badger

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHHROOM MUSHROOM

Look its a badger

by Rjehehehehe October 15, 2020

Mrs. Badger

Name of a horse. Horses named Badger are very kind and willing to please. The name Badger is not too common but they are very special. (Mrs. used to specify the gender of the horse)

My horse, Mrs. Badger was a good girl today.

by Mrs. Badger December 11, 2014