Bacon o'clock

The technical definition for the time in a morning that a bacon butty is required. Usually after a night on the lash and a good lie in, and often accompanied by a brew.
You: "Urrrrgggggghhhhh, what time is it?"
Your lass: "2 in the afternoon."
You: "Damn, I've overslept, it's nearly Bacon o'clock!"
by wearetheloop April 06, 2008
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Bacon Deluxe

A really hot guy, because of the fact that hot guys ALWAYS buy bacon deluxes at Hungry Jacks/Burger King.
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Bacon Dread

A term of disrespect current in sections of London's black community. See also Pork Dread.
whatyou talkin about blood, you seen no shank that night pussy, Bacon Dread..........
by lucienstrange June 29, 2009
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Bacon Sarnie

A subtle euphemism for a threesome with two woman and one man.
A guy might inquire: "How would you two lovely ladies like to come back to mine for a bacon sarnie?"
by Rombéthor January 10, 2010
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tits-bacon

adj. The best something could possibly be. Specifically to a man as it refers to a man's two most favorite things in life. Ultimate. Insanely awesome. Cray Cray.
Dude, that guitar solo you just played sounded tits-bacon.
Man this beer tastes tits-bacon!!
by dwillard May 17, 2008
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Bacon curtains

Slang for the labia of the female genetalia, particularly those belonging to large women.
It was their first time together. As Cindy removed her clothing there was a terrible squelching sound. With bulging eyes, Rolf cautiously pulled aside her bacon curtains, watched them sag into the thick carpet and promptly fainted.
by Bron November 06, 2003
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MMM BACON

whats better than bacon....... NOTHING its life
YES mom made bacon for diner....... MMM BACON
by JLeebs January 05, 2010
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