Instant Bacon

The coolest bitch on the dp servers. He likes bacon flavored mints, vodka and bacon scented incense. Bacon bits are his favorite snacks and he likes them on demand. He has been known to nom on bacon right out of the package, hence instant bacon.

"Dude you ever play with instant bacon, i heard he's pretty damn good"

"Why the fuck would i play with my food"

by HeiiRess August 21, 2009

Bacon Deluxe

A really hot guy, because of the fact that hot guys ALWAYS buy bacon deluxes at Hungry Jacks/Burger King.

Wow, that guy is a major bacon deluxe

by roflcopter2911 July 16, 2009

Bacon Sarnie

A subtle euphemism for a threesome with two woman and one man.

A guy might inquire: "How would you two lovely ladies like to come back to mine for a bacon sarnie?"

by Rombéthor January 10, 2010

tits-bacon

adj. The best something could possibly be. Specifically to a man as it refers to a man's two most favorite things in life. Ultimate. Insanely awesome. Cray Cray.

Dude, that guitar solo you just played sounded tits-bacon.
Man this beer tastes tits-bacon!!

by dwillard May 17, 2008

MMM BACON

whats better than bacon....... NOTHING its life

YES mom made bacon for diner....... MMM BACON

by JLeebs January 4, 2010

Bacon curtains

Slang for the labia of the female genetalia, particularly those belonging to large women.

It was their first time together. As Cindy removed her clothing there was a terrible squelching sound. With bulging eyes, Rolf cautiously pulled aside her bacon curtains, watched them sag into the thick carpet and promptly fainted.

by Bron November 5, 2003

jew bacon

the part of the jew's dick that gets cut off during circumcision.
best when served fried like normal bacon.

julia, jess, and tori ate jew bacon on day 2.

by 123qwee February 13, 2008