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postfix spoiler alert

An acknowledgment of a spoiler very much like a spoiler alert except that it's provided after rather than before the spoiler in question. See, for example, the Dinosaur Comics strip for April 15, 2011.

By extension, any would-be warning preceded by the thing it's supposed to warn against.
"So then Snape kills Dumbledore. That's a particularly infamous spoiler." "Nice postfix spoiler alert, you numskull." / A week after the drop deadline, the registrar told me I was taking the wrong classes and wouldn't be able to graduate till next semester. Talk about a postfix spoiler alert! Does he think I'm Merlin or something?
by Subsequence May 5, 2011
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Hot Dog Alert

adjective: any awkward situation
noun: any awkward person, a derogatory term for someone whoe deserves it
adjective: "When the chick you have been blowing off shows up to your date with your girlfriend, total Hot Dog Alert."
noun: "That idiot boy is a fucking hot dog alert with him being here uninvited"
by Hashica September 29, 2017
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by arthusuxd March 22, 2019
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Atmospheric ventilation aperture

Fart lover fart den Atmosphereic vetalation Aperture( or aVa on the street)
The neighbors boy is in really bad shape. Oh what happened?
Hes farthuffing.. And he was such a good kid

They found him with some kinda fart pipe.. A what?????!!!!!!
The police called it a atmosphereic ventilation aperture. I guess they use it to compress the fart, kinda like crack from cocaine.

You mean some one made a pipe compressor vaporizer.

Yes dear atmospheric ventilation aperture. the police said they call it aVa on the streets.
Dear God what's the world coming to kids strung out on farts. At least there not shooting up and leaving syringes all over the place.
They said to not to touch one a needle and a aVa are equally dangerous

You have to stick your self with a needle.
If you touch one of those aVas it could spray a cloud of pure fart that was robbed from some ones butt so who knows what disease's it will spread.
Well hows the boy? Hes in a coma and if he comes out of it his breath with always smell like shit.

Damn another bright future lost damn these farts and those aVa pipes
by Pecker pete April 24, 2019
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dumb bitch alert

D: spills a pot of chili-

M:DUMB BITCH ALERT DUMB BITCH ALERT
by spicytacotree September 17, 2019
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joe joe alert

the face you make at Layla when you see Johnathan walking beside her in the hallway.
Friend 1: wanna go to class early

Friend 2: Can’t joe joe alert
by straightforseth October 13, 2021
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Rose Gold Alert

A cis-female gen-xer or elderly millennial gets sick of life and says fml or duces.
My wife got pissed grabbed a Mango seltzer and went for a walk, it’s been 24 hours we have issued a Rose Gold Alert. Note: She was not taken or abducted because no one that shit.
by Palm Springs #fresh November 6, 2021
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